Democrat Horror Theater: Invasion Of The Freedom Snatchers

Today, we begin a new series. We are taking the news and transforming it into horror movies. These horrific tales take place in a sick, scary world ran by Democrats.

Our first story is a variation of the classic horror movie, Invasion Of The Body Snatchers. The original, starring Kevin McCarthy was released in 1956, and the re-make features Donald Sutherland, and it was released in 1978.

 Boys and girls, we present Invasion Of The Freedom Snatchers. 

Our story begins with a group of happy, gainfully employed friends, sharing a dinner at their favorite resteraunt. The TV in the bar is switched to the news, and there's a reporter reporting about a 'mostly peaceful' protest with rioters burning down the city in the background. 

Then, the unblinking news anchor reports about a new virus. He brings on an 'expert', who tells the viewers that everyone needs to wear a mask and get 'vaccinated',

We learn that government officials, members of the 'news' media, and hi-tech giants have been replaced by pod people. Soulless totalitarians have cancelled all opposition, and our friends are getting suspicious. Two of our friends are arrested by government officials, and whisked off to a secret prison.'

The governor exercises his 'emergency mandate', and orders everyone to wear the mask whenever in public. Grocery stores enforce the Governor's mandate.

People who own businesses are arrested for non-compliance, and their businesses are destroyed.

Our friends learn that when someone takes 'the vaccine' they become sleepy, and are quickly replaced by a pod person. Meanwhile, Patriotc Americans are rounded up and sent to secret prisons. They are protesting a stolen election, but are accused of 'insurrection,' Our pod people overlords call them 'terrorists.'

Our main characters, Nancy and James, are on the run. Pod people are chasing them everywhere they go. They learn if they act like pod persons, they can fool the pod people. Suddenly a donkey with a man's face runs towrds them, and yells 'They're not vaccinated!'

Nancy screams. Their cover is blown, and James and Nancy are on the run again. Nancy is sleepy. They run past their favorite resteraunt, and the governor and a group of unmasked pod people are having a party. The partiers point at James and Nancy, and scream 'YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR MASKS!!!!'

James and Nancy reach a field with tall grass. Nancy needs to rest. She closes her eyes, and almost immediately, she suddenly becomes a pod person.

James runs to a construction site, where he hides. He sees pod police with flashlights running above him. 

The movie ends, as James and Nancy's friend Kathy sees James on the street, in front of a church cathederal. She softly calls his name, and smiles. He reacts by pointing at her and he screams 'YOU'RE
NOT WEARING A MASK!!!!'

James was now a pod person too. The end.