Tuesday, August 9, 2022

Yakov Smirnoff Reports Friom Mar-a-Lago


This morning, The F.B.I. staged a raid on Donald Trump's Palm Beach home and resort Mar-a-Lago. Supposedly, they were looking for files possibly relating to the January 6 non-insurrection or perhaps even 'classified documents'.

Biden's secret F.B.I. POLICE even cracked Trump's personal safe, which was empty. Many normal Americans are outraged by this clear case of weaponized government harassment against their political opponents.

Here to file this report is our Russian correspondent, Yakov Smirnoff:

Thank you, RedSquirrel Readers!

I am here at Mar-a-Lago, standing with thousands of Trump supporters. America's F.B.I. Brownshirts (or K.G.B.) have raided former President Donald Trump's home and hotel. Apparently, they were looking for 'evidence' of some 'soon-to-be-determined crime'. As dead Communist dictator Joseph Stalin used to say, 'Show me the man and I will show you the crime.

They might even charge him with some 'Trumped-up' crime, so-to-speak.

Biden's secret police even cracked open Trump's safe. Perhaps that Kossack Trump was behind on his taxes and they decided to confiscate some of his wealth. The federal government is trillions in debt, so perhaps they thought he had a few trillions laying around in his safe.

If everyday Americans did this, it would be called 'a bank heist', but when Biden's F.B.I. Brownshirts do it, it's called 'looking for evidence.' What a regime!

First, they steal the election, then they throw the protesters of the stolen election into their secret prisons to rot. This makes me miss good 'ole The Soviet Union! At least The K.G.B. had the decency of charging you with something!

This January 6th Star Chamber is a corruption all-star team! Eric Swallwell (D-CA) slept with a Chinese Communist spy, while Nutty Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) makes MILLIONS in insider trading. Did you see their rediculous prime-time hearing on American network TV a few weeks ago? Neither did I.

Liz Chaney is the least popular politician in Wyoming. Even her Dad Dick Chaney is more popular than her, AND HE SHOT A GUY IN THE FACE DURING A HUNTING TRIP!  What a family!

I am in awe of The Biden and Pelosi crime families! Nancy Pelosi's husband Paul smashed his car while drunk driving, and Nancy called her nephew, California Governor Gavin Newsom. He had the charges dropped. I just hope that Nancy's husband doesn't kill someone the next time he get behind the wheel shit-faced!

As for The Biden Crime Family, it is tuly amazing how a family can possibly become that filthy rich peddling influence, yet say that their party is the party for 'the poor people! Heh, heh, heh, heh.....

They  persecute Trump supporters for protesting the stolen election, yet Joe's son Hunter Biden is on video laptop smoking crack and committing statutory rape against under-aged girls..........yet he is protected by Biden's F.B.I.K.G.B. Brownshirts!

As I send it back to RedSquirrel, I am left with the impression that the crooks here in Washington D.C. want a one-party, communist banana Republic. If you're a conservative, America-loving Republican or mainstream, pro-America Democrat, tough toenails for you. 

If you're an America-First Kossak or a small business owner, you're an enemy of The State. This raid on Mar-a-Lago is The Biden Regime's way of intimidating their political opponents into submission.

Oh, this just in: The Democrats have voted to hire almost 90,000 new I.R.S. agents. If you think Biden will ease up on HARASSING everyday Americans, THINK AGAIN!

This is Yakov Smirnoff, looking over my shoulder here at Mar-a-Lago. Back to you , RedSquirrel!



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