New Democrat Campaign Commercials, Featuring Winking Agnes Harkness

The mid-term elections are under 3 months away, and I propose that The Republicans take actual campaign ads from the always dishonest and corrupt Democrats, and add in the winking lady from WandaVision, Agnes Harkness after each false statement. Here's a sample:

(Cue the scary music) The anti-choice Republicans want to deprive women of their health care (wink), and if they're allowed to take the majority in Congress, the polluters will make our water unsafe (wink), and bald eagles will spontaneously combust from global climate change (wink, wink).....

The courts will do the bidding of the right-wing (wink), and your children will die in school shootings because of The NRA (wink).....

(Cue the happy Morning In America music) But the Democrats have a clear vision for America! We passed The Inflation Reduction Act into Law that will reduce inflation (wink), and WE will hire 87,000 hard-working new I.R.S. agents to combat the tax cheaters! (wink) Very soon, the EXTREMELY rich will start paying their FAIR SHARE! (wink, wink)

Our January 6 Committee is saving America (wink) from the dangerous Trump insurrectionist! (wink, wink)

Our wonderful (wink) President Biden is hard at work (wink) combatting global climate change, elimiating dirty fossil fuels! (wink, wink) Soon, clean, affordable electric cars will be the choice of nearly every American! (wink, wink).....

Unlike The Republicans, The Democrats will fight crime (wink, wink), starting with jailing that criminal Donald Trump and his dangerous insurrectionists! (wink, wink). Democrats have introduced common sense gun control bills (wink) that will elimiate assault weapons! (wink)

Our Attorney General Merrick Garland has enforced the laws evenly (wink) and fairly (wink, wink)

With Democrats in conreol of the government, women will regain control over their own bodies! (wink, wink) Speaker Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats have led the battle against D.C. Corruption (wink), and made the laws work for ALL Americans!! (wink, wink)

Under President (wink) Biden's strong leadership (wink), America is also respected again internationally! (wink) Our allies love us (wink) and our enemies fear us!(wink, wink)

On Election Day, cast your vote for The Democrats! We work for YOU!!!(wink)(ThisIsACampaignAdPaidForTheRepublicanCongressionalCommittee.....)