Mike Pence: Don't You Dare Speak Ill Of Biden's F.B.I. Gestapo!

Recently, former Vice President Mike Pence chastised the critics of The F.B.I. following their raid on Donald Trump's residence at Mar-A-Lago. Here he is to explain:

Thank you, RedSquirrel,

We Republicans are the Party of Law and Order, so calling The F.B.I. 'Biden's Gestapo' and calling for the F.B.I. to be defunded is completely uncalled for! These dedicated agents risk their lives as they enforce the laws fairly and evenly!

If you criticize The Federal Bureau of Investigation, you are no better than the criminals who hid the fugitive Ann Frank in their attic! They hid the girl fugitive from those fine, dedicated German police officers!  Just as it was in NAZI Germany, the law MUST BE RESPECTED AND OBEYED! 

I am sure that the East German STASI had to deal with East German criminals who flouted and disresprected the laws in East Germany. There were many in the East who tried to break the law by escaping to the West. How DARE they, and how dare you criticize The Federal Bureau of Investigation!

Our federal law enforcement officers saved the country when violemt insurrectionists tried to destroy democracy on January 6, 2021. Almost 30 years ago, they saved us from The Branch Dividians, and now they save America from Donald Trumps fanatical followers! Under the capable leadership of Merrick Garland, they are keeping Domestic terrorist parents from speaking in a loud, angry way at school board meetings!

Let's remember, our agents have arrested dangerous criminals like Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Peter Navarro, and Steve Bannon!

So, when The F.B.I. are smashing in YOUR door at 4:30 in the morning, remember that the Biden Justice Department is hard at work for YOU. Remember to thank them for their service as they handcuff you and your family! Thank you, and God Bless The F.B.I.!