Friday, July 16, 2021

QVC: We're Selling Hunter Biden Works Of Art


Hello, America, Welcome to QVC! Today we are very excited to offer ORIGINAL ARTWORK from The Hunter Biden Coillection!

I didn't even know that President Biden had a son who is ALSO A VERY FAMOUS ARTIST! I understand that he has a famous laptop with some extremely interesting 'art' on it.

When you purchase this art, you will also 'have dinner at The White House', where you will get to meet 'The Big Guy'!



Oooooooh! That sounds like fun! Our first piece of original Hunter Biden art is this beautiful, completely original painting! Just look at those beautiful big, expressive eyes! I understand that Hunter Biden worked on this piece for almost 3 years! 

This piece is worth $12 million, but today on QVC you can have this wonderful painting for.....................$10 million!!!!! Plus you get face time with 'The Big Guy' at The White House!

Who knows? Maybe he can get you on the corporate board at a Ukranian natural gas corporation! This painting could make you rich! You don't have to know anything about running a corporation OR natural gas! Just call our operator if you have $10 million laying around.

Next, on QVC:



LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE!!! This is a variation on that very famous painting Campbell's Soup Can by Andy Warhol. Here, Hunter Biden replicated a Campbell soup label and stretched it expertly AROUND a tin can!!! Here's a shocking twist! There's a surprise inside this piece of art!!!

This piece would cost $14,000,000 if you purchaced it at an art gallery OR MUSEUM, but today you can have it for an incredible......$7,500,000 here on QVC!!!! On top of this artwork, you also get to visit The White House!



Our third piece of Hunter Biden artwork is entitled 'Laundering'! Here, the great artist paints a BORAX  label directly onto a large box. Usually, this wonderful peice sells for $5,000,000, but today on QVC, YOU CAN HAVE IT FOR $4,750,000!!!

IT'S A STEAL!!!! You can only get these wonderful works of art AT THESE PRICES on QVC!



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