Democrats in the Texas State Legislature recently ran away from their jobs, chartering a plane to Washington D.C. Republicans were trying to pass an election reform law, but the Democrats left the state to block the legislature from passing it The Democrats took silly pictures of themselves and drank beer on the plane.
It was a public relations fiasco, as critics roasted the silly stunt. This episode reminds me of the Deirks Bently hit song, 'Drunk On A Plane':
We refused to do our jobs and vote on reforning our elections
So we chartered a plane and ran away because we're big, bad Texans
We drank cheap beer and saved Texas from White supremacists
We're Democrats on a plane
Our plan was to block the quorum by not showing up for work
Our little stunt showed the world that we're big, fat jerks
We flew to D.C. where the leftist Democrats are truly insane
We're Democrats on a plane
Lots of beer for everybody
This is the Democrat party
Nobody here has a mask on
Let's get the party started
We are drunk on power
Getting dumber by the hour
They're gonna arrest us when we get back
Our heads are in the clouds
Our critics are calling us clowns
and this stunt was inane
We are Democrats on a plane
We know we can't stay away forever
We thought that we were being clever
When it comes to stupid donkeys we take the cake
We're Democrats on a plane
Lots of beer for everybody
We are the Democrat party
Nobody here has a mask on
Let's get the party started
We are getting drunk on power
Getting dumber by the hour
They're gonna arrest us when we get back
Our heads are full of clouds
Our critics are calling us clowns
This stunt was inane
We're drunken Dems on a plane
Some of us contacted Covid while in D.C.
We made fools of ourselves. It was easy peasy
Our party's mascot is the jack-ass
We are Democrats on a plane
(Repeat chorus)
We chartered the plane
Our stunt went down in flames
We are so lame
Special session. We lost the game
Democrats on a plane
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