Joe Biden Spoke On Tuesday

The senile crook living in the White House spoke on Tuesday:

Those insurrectionists who invaded the U.S. Capitol on January 6 nearly destroyed the United States of America! They pose a much larger danger to America than Confederate soldiers did during The Civil War!

These evil conservatives who dared to trespass OUR house POSED a greater threat to the security of the WORLD than NAZI concentration camp guards! General Milley is RIGHT! Conservatives are COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN! THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR ELDERLY!!!!!

January 6 was a much darker day than anything America experienced during the Civil War! Only 500,000 American soldiers died during the war between the North and the South, but on January 6, insurrectionists took selfies at the Capitol building!!!!

But don't worry, America! Joe has thrown these insurrectionists in prison, and we're thinking about pressing possible charges against these pro-Trump protesters. We got them in solitary confinement, and they're being tortured for their own good.

We saved America from Ashli Babbitt. One of my Capitol cops shot her to death as she was trespassing into the Capitol building. 

Yet, there are STILL those who dare to doubt the legitimacy of the election. We must CRACK DOWN on these election deniers, using all the brain-washing weapons at our disposal! Those auditing the election in Maricopa County should BE ARRESTED FOR TREASON!!!!

I'M GOING COO-COO FOR COCOA PUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!

My regime is working closely with hi-tech giants to censure misinformation, whether it be anti-Biden propaganda or those spreading Covid 19 lies. We're toying with the idea of arresting ANYONE attending racist, pro-Trump rallies. We're going after these weirdos like America went after The KKK!

The American People are waiting for me to make some comment concerning the recent developments in Cuba. Why should I speak ill of the Coomunist regime who imprisons their opponents when I DO THE SAME THING TO PRO-TRUMP PROTESTERS? Heck, I might just send a trillion dollars to the Communists. My Press Secretary Jen Psaki walks around with a little pink hat with a hammer and sickle on it.

What Jill? It's time for my nap? I better end this speech before I get in trouble......