Tuesday, August 11, 2020

The Difference Between Republicans And Democrats, Part 2

Today is Primary Day in Minnesota, and voters throughout the state are choosing their favorite candidates. The winners today will face each other in the general election on November 3.

We here at The RedSquirrel Report feels that it's important to educate the voters on the issues, and that voting is your civic duty. Your vote is your voice, and our government should be a reflection of what We The People expect from our public officials.

Generally speaking, there are important differences between the two major parties, especially more now than ever.  If you still don't know which party you feel more closely aligned with, just take this test:

Question One: If you were a police officer, which of these would you arrest?

1. A rioter breaking windows, stealing a TV, or burning a business down, or
2. Someone not wearing a Covid 19 face mask in a grocery store

Question Two: What word or words describe someone smashing windows, setting fire to businesses, and assaulting police officers in a neighborhood or city?

1. Vandals, rioters, thugs, violent criminals
2. 'Protesters'

Question Three: Violent crime is out of control. What do you do about it?

1. Arrest the criminals
2. Abolish or de-fund the police

Question Four: Almost NO healthy, young Americans have died from Covid 19. Which agenda do you support?:

1. Open the economy
2. Close the economy

Question Five: You see someone wearing a 'Make America Great Again' hat. How do you react?

1. Thumbs up, Nod in agreement, or you don't react at all, or
2. Get violent, curse out the person wearing the hat.

Question Six: Minnesota Governor Tim Walz announces another executive order mandating the wearing of a face mask. You......
1. curse at the TV, or.
2. obey happily

Question Seven: You learn that Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar married her brother (marriage fraud AND immigration fraud), badmouths America constantly, and was named 'Anti-Semite of the Year' by stopantisemitism.org, You:

1. will vote for her opponent, or,
2. will vote for her because you hate Orange Man Bad.

Question Eight: The presidential candidate you support should choose their running mate based on which criteria?:

1. Who is best-qualified, or
2. Skin color and gender

Question Nine: You've based your opinion about hydroxichloroquine on:

1. hearing that it helps people being treated for Covid 19, or,
2. You've heard from a guy you know that heard from another guy who said Orange Man Bad said something good about it, and you hate Orange Man Bad.

Question Ten: You believe that Facebook removes posts because:
1. They are leftists and regularly censor speech (mostly conservative) they disagree with, or,
2. Facebook protects us from hate speech and dangerous speech.



All right, pencils down. Now, give yourself 1 point for each time you picked 1, and 2 points for each time you picked 2.

Add your total. If your total score is 13 or less, you're a Republican! If your total is 15 or more, You're probably a Democrat. I recommend that you find a good psychiatrist. You're a danger to the country.

















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