And Now, A Word From Sheriff Buford T. Justice

Just when you thought that it couldn't get any more absurd and stupid, Minneapolis Police Chief Medaria Arrodondo is telling the law-abiding residents of Minneapolis to 'obey the criminals.' 

The RedSquirrel Report has contacted one of America's top law enforcement officials, and he had this to say:

Well, well, well.........The touchy-feely, bullshit police chief of Minne-apple is telling the law-abiding citizens in that city to 'obey the criminals.'

Sir, you need to kick some criminal element ass, because some people need an Attention-Getter!

What we have here is a total disrespect of the law! I saw psychotic criminals burn down that neighborhood on tv, and that little 9-year-old weasel mayor gave up the police precinct building to a bunch of selfie-taking assholes masquerading as 'protesters'. We don't allow that shit here. When you try that shit here, we arrest you.

I keep hearing about these Marxist 'Black Lives Matter'scum bums, and these pasty-faced AntiFa pricks are behind this bullshit. In reality, most of the commie revolutionaries are poontanging, white college girls and commie government school employees. 

Now we're hearing about this umbrella man. He sounds like a little trouble maker. I say 'arrest them all, and smack them good if they even try to fight back!'

Oh, they can think about fighting with or harming one of my fellow officers.......but they had better not DO it.....

This crap is happening almost exclusively in Democrat-controlled cities. I don't get it. You mean to tell me the residents of these cities voted for this???? THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL IS CONTEMPLATING THE UNTHINKABLY STUPID IDEA OF GETTING RID OF THEIR POLICE DEPARTMENT!!!? THESE COMMIE FREAKS NEED A PUNCH IN THE MOUTH!

Then, there is this crap in Portland, Oregon. President Trump sends agents to protect federal buildings from these Marxist assholes and the Democrat politicians are taking the side of these violent, anarchist weirdos. Representative Jerrold Nadler says that the violence in Portland is 'a myth,'

He needs an 'Attention-Getter' too! If I was the sheriff in Portland, I'd be barbequing these maniacs asses in MOLASSES, BECAUSE NOBODY MAKES SHERIFF BUFORD T. JUSTICE LOOK LIKE A POSSUM'S PECKER!!!

Well, that's all for now. I gotta go take my blood pressure medicine. I'm Sheriff Buford T. Justice.

Over and out.