Thursday, August 6, 2020

An RSR Exclusive: More Newly-Discovered Nostradamus Predictions Have Surfaced

Michel de Nostredame (also known as Nostradamus) was a 16th century French astrologer and physician who predicted future wars, the rise of Hitler, and the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

The RedSquirrel Report have uncovered more of his writings, and we are excited to share these incredible, highly-accurate predictions:


This one appears to have predicted Attorney General Bill Barr's appearance before Jerrold Nadler's House Judiciary Committee last week:

In the year two-zero and two-zero......
Jerold Highpants called the others, and said: Let's call William before our committee, and make false accusation after false accusation after false accusation, and we shall vomit swarms of hornets out of our mouths,

We won't even stop to take a breath!, and we won't let him answer, or even get a word in edgewise!


In this prediction, The 16th Century Prophet appears to be speaking of Covid 19 and Democrat Governors, or perhaps the rise of The Anti-Christ:

The Ruler Donkeys caused pain and panic across the land, and the peasants shut themselves inside their huts and became idle.

Seasons changed, and The Asses told the peasants that 20,000,000 would die from the sickness, and ordered everyone to wear a mask and hide their face from the invisible invader.

Everyone must wear the Mark of the Mask if one wishes to buy food, and peasants had better practice social distancing, so we High Asses will board up The Churches! 



And finally, here's a prediction that seems to to be a warning to America:

And the professors corrupted the Young, And The Twits censured The Truth,
And the Rioters burned down the stores, And the Dumb defunded the Police,
And the Haters burned down The System, And they ALL blamed Orange Man!

And The Book of Faces made truth disappear......












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