Tuesday, November 9, 2021

The Insane World Of Joy Reid


We at RSR believe in getting all points of view. The remedy for bad speech isn't censorship, but 'more speech.' These should be a robust debate with all sides represented.

But what about out-of-control, gas-lighting racial bomb-throwers like MSNBC host Joy Reid. It is a fact that watching her for one minute kills 1,978,553 brain cells and also endangers your soul. Still, we think it's worth the risk. Democracy is messy.

Here to comment on the 2021 elections in Virginia is Joy Reid:


Thank you,  racist RedSquirrel,

I am extremely disappointed in the election of Glen Youngkin. The racist voters in Virginia voted against Critical Race Theory. These voters don't want their children to be taught the truth that America was founded on White supremacy. Instead they want racist subjects like mathematics, science, and English to be taught.

Black White Supremacist Winsome Sears was elected the new LIEutenant Governor of Virginia. She is the new Black face of White supremacy. She is a traitor to the cause of racial justice.

She is worse than that Republican racist Larry Elder. He is also the Black face of White Supremacy. Some racist voters of California who voted for him deserve to be followed around by people in ape masks and have eggs thrown at them.

The racist voters elected Ms. Sears and Mr. Youngkin as if White parents actually should have a voice in their own kid's education! They voted for Jim Crow!

These domestic terrorists are as bad as the Ku Klux Klan! Today they took control of their kid's education, tommorrow, Blacks will be lynched by these racist maniacs.

Where is Black Lives Matter when we need them?

That's all for now. I am Joy Reid.......................

Floyd R. Turbo: I Support A Second American Civil War


Hello, my name is Floyd R. Turbo, and I believe America needs a second American Civil War.

As you know, this country is divided.

Why should red states be allowed to impose their freedom on us blue states? I say we need a national divorce. We should build a wall around these out of control red states. Let us demand that these crazy conservative red state governors stop trying to mandate their 'DEADLY no-mask' mandates on us. 

I think they are trying to KILL us!

Also, why should these red states allow kids in school to walk around without masks? Don't they know that the government is ALWAYS RIGHT? These brats need to learn to 'bend a knee' or they will wake up on a respirator!

Then there's these mothers speaking up at school board meetins, complaining 'bout C.R.T. I cannot believe how disrespectful these domestic terrorists can get. Holy cow, they are so racist! They won't let our wonderful government school teachers teach their kids that America is a racist country founded on White supremacy!

Also, these right-wing insurrectionist Trump supporters can't accept that Trump lost fair and square! They rioted inside the capitol, and took selfies!!! Those capitol police should NOT have waved these violent lunatics in!!!

Sure, Trump told his army of maniacs to 'protest peacefully and patrioticly, but we know what he REALLY meant! These people need to be kept in Biden's secret prisons!

Before we declare war, we should impeach Donald Trump again! I think the January 6th commission is a good idea! If Nancy Pelosi calls everyone who supported Trump to testify we could win the civil war easily! All our enemies will be busy testifying.

It is brilliant that President Biden is infiltrating the red states with thousands of illegal aliens. They can do a lot of damage! We should also confiscate all the guns in the red states. 

I am Flord R. Turbo. That is all for now.




Tuesday, November 2, 2021

I Just Voted


Your bushy-tailed correspondent just voted at the church about two blocks away from the palatial oak tree where I reside..

There is a huge Black Lives Matter flag atop the Longfellow neighborhood church, and I was thinking about complaining, but it wouldn't do any good anyways.

We have 'ranked-choice' voting in Minneapolis, but I voted for only one candidate. I voted for Black-Republican Laverne Turner to be our Mayor. He's good on law and order. He was on The Justice and Drew Radio Show. Sounded good.

I also voted 'no' on the city referendums. If you reside in Minneapolis, chances are that nearly all our city referendums are stupid, leftist ideas. There was a 'rent control' item. Nobody in charge would ever think about writing up a referendum cutting property taxes.

Nobody has written up a referendum to get rid of these stupid mask mandates and to re-open the 3rd Precinct Police Station. 

I also voted 'no' to change the city charter to rid ourselves of our MPD. There are two groups who want to defund or get rid of our police. Idiots and criminals. There's also a third group, idiotic criminals.

I voted against our nutty leftist city councilman, Cam Gordon. I voted for some guy named Guy. I understand he's a republican.

There were other races that I didn't care so much about. I just hope nobody tries to chop down my tree to make way for more light rail.

Thanks. RedSquirrel.

Monday, November 1, 2021

SONG PARODY ALERT: D.J. JACK-ASS Terry Raps 'Parents Just Shouldn't Have A Voice'


The voters in Virginia are going to elect a governor tomorrow. Democrat candidate Terry McAuliffe recently said that parents shouldn't have a say in their kid's education. He appears to be obsessed with Donald Trump even though Trump isn't on the ballot.

Here to rap about it in the style of D.J. Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince is D.J. JACK-ASS TERRY:


Parents think their kids are theirs but that's a mistake

I say the children belong to the state

When it comes to abortion, women should have a choice

But, when it comes to education, Parents just shouldn't have a voice


So this year, your Mama addressed the school board meeting

and gave the school board a verbal beating

Do you think she can complain about C.R.T. and not be

shown the door? Of course not!

You think you be buggin' 'bout your kids having to wear a mask

Just be quiet.....Don't you dare even ask

Your kids belong to the state and we will teach them whatever

communist garbage we want

How dare you parents complain about a rapist in a skirt?

We rule and you little people are lower than dirt

We'll indoctrinate your little crumb-crunchers with non-stop lies

We have the authority to undermine

So, you think us elitists are insane

that we think that we get to own their little brains

You think you run your kids lives? We think you're sick!

You parents are all deranged lunatics!

You cause consternation, thinking you have a choice

When it comes to education, Parents just shouldn't have a voice


O.K., we got this situation

Parents think they run their children's education, 

but the teacher's union and

the school board are your rulers, We don't care what you say....

Of course not

If you complain at the school board meeting

We'll call the police, We won't be retreating

We might call A.G. Garland

and you'll be charged as a 'domestic terrorist'

Don't pay attention, you have no say in what is taught

We might force your kid to get a Covid shot

You say that C.R.T. is rather shocking, but we don't really care

You domestic terrorists are mean, and we think you should be scared

A,G, Garland will throw YOU in detention

We hate it that you're paying attention

You should just leave the education to the pros

We don't care if you think C.R.T. blows

If you don't like it. we'll ARREST  the angry hoard

We are your masters. We're the local school board

If you don't believe, then you're making a mistake

Leftist commies are the same...no matter what time or place

You think you run education, and you got a choice?

Take it from me, parents should not have a voice!



Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Out With Schoolhouse Rock, In With Schoolhouse 'Woke'?


Everything is racist now. The race-baiting, 'woke' mob is tearing down America's history, and It's just a matter of time before Saturday morning will go woke. American history will be cancelled, and we will be forced to watch leftist episodes of Schoolhouse Rock:. Remember 'The Preamble'? It's been 're-written':  

In the year 1619, racist White devils took Black people as slaves

On ships our ancestors were bound

White bigots like Thomas Jefferson put us all in chains

The pink-skinned, genocidal racists tried to destroy the Beautiful Black race

The White founders of America created this evil, unjust place


The evil honkeys wrote The Constitution that said that we should be counted as only

two-thirds of a person, and this RACIST document has been insulting our humanity

ever since......


We The Racist White people of The United States of America

establish racism and promote White supremacy

Force Black slaves to do our work

Us White devils are evil jerks

Our Black brothers and sisters will work the cotton fields

On their backs America will be built

Establish inequality with this Constitution

to themselves and The Racist States of America


It's 2021 we're told, and now we're teaching C.R.T. in the schools

We are rioting and burning down neighborhoods\

Hating the police is so cool

Violent, Marxist Black Lives Matter is changing the whole country

We are cancelling your racist culture and erasing your racist history

Let all 'voices be raised'........Cancel The Preamble with this new song.....


We the oppressed form a new communist, socialist nation

Establish leftist justice all across the country

Provide indoctrination

End the White-dominated, racist nation

Secure the election system

Make Whitey pay reparations

We establish the Cancel Culture of the

Former United States of America!







 

Sunday, October 24, 2021

A Biden Voter Goes On 'Let's Make A Deal'


Monty Hall: I am looking for a contestant. You, Sir! I want to give you the prize behind that curtain where Carol Merrill is standing. Carol, open the curtain and show this gentleman the prize......

Announcer Jay Stewart: It's the 2022 super-charged Chevrolet Corvette Stingray (The crowd 'ooh's)

Monty Hall: Now, this beautiful car is all yours, but we are giving you a choice. If you want, you can trade this terrific automobile for what's in this small box. In fact, we'll tell you WHAT'S in this small box. 

Inside the box is a large dog turd. Now, do you want the terrific car, or do you want a dog turd that will confiscate most of your paycheck, take your job away, lie to you, take away your energy independence, and leave Americans behind in Afghanistan?

Contestant: I WANT WHAT'S IN THE BOX, MONTY!!!!!!! That car looks like it could have a conservative radio station on the car radio!

Monty Hall: ARE YOU SURE???? The dog turd also will throw you in his secret prison, accuse you of being a 'domestic terrorist' if you protest him, and threaten your boss if you don't take the jab?

Contestant: I WANT THE BOX!!!!!!!!! 

(cue sad trombone).................................