Dear readers, Happy New Year,
So, how did Americans and the world celebrate New Year? Did you and your honey go to a New Year's celebration at a local bar or did you curl up on the couch with some champaigne or a pizza? Did you go see a band or watch New Year's Rock N' Eve on the TV?
There are those who believe that celebrating the new year displeases Allah, the ficticious moon idol worshipped by mohammadons with funny beards. Here to comment on this is our Everydad commentator, Red Forman:
Thanks, RedSquirrel....
My excellent wife Kitty and I went to our favorite watering hole with our neighbors, Don and Midge. My smart aleck son Eric and his buddies Hyde, Kelso, and their funny Indian friend, watched Dick Clark's Rockin' Eve in the basement (and probably smoked a doobie at midnight). Idiots.
As Americans and most of the world counted down to The New Year, I checked my Twitter and saw several videos of ''Islamic scholars'' telling us that celebrating New Years is FORBIDDEN, and their imaginary moon idol ''Allah'' will punish anybody celebrating it.
First of all, ''Islamic scholars'' sounds like an oxymoron. These damn mohammadon killjoys hate bacon, pork, dogs, music, smiling, attractive women, bikinis, mascara, and damn near EVERYTHING. These hateful douches need a good boot up the ass!!
These assholes threaten us on tiktok, and tell us they will outbreed us, then take over the Western countries, including The United States of America. Someone tell these ragheads that there's ''a surprise'' behind EVERY blade of grass WAITING FOR THEM IF THEY EVERY TRY!!!
Someone tell these inbred doofuses with funny beards that the only thing they will accomplish is PISS US OFF!!!
Well, anyway, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE CIVILIZED WORLD, and as for the islamic scholar jerkoffs, I say
'HAPPY NEW YEAR, A$$HOLES!!!'
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