MY LATEST POST ''ERIC CARTMAN REPORTS FROM MAMDANI'S SWEARING-IN'' WAS DELETED

 

Well, Google/ Blogger just deleted another post. Apparently,  your bushy-tailed correspondent has VIOLATED their ''community guideliness' again, so I'm going to re-word the post. I thought it was hilarious. 

Here I go again:

One week ago, ''Social-democrat'' Zohran Mamdani was sworn in as New York City's new Mayor. Our cub reporter, Eric Cartman, was on the scene:

Yes, RedSquirrel, I am here, but I'm getting out of here before the Mamdani regime discovers that I'm a White property owner.

(Shouting at the crowd): ''YOU BLANKET-BLANKS VOTED FOR FREE SUBWAY FARES, AND HE HAS ALREADY RAISED THEM TO $3.00!!!! COMMIE FOOLS!!!

Mamdani just said that he wants ro replace the rigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism!  I think that means he wants to replace the hustle and bustle if Wall Street with PRISON WORK CAMPS OR SOMETHING. THAT SOUNDS DOWNRIGHT COZY!!!

There are Muslims blocking traffic. HEY YOU!!! GET THE .....................BEFORE SOMEONE..........!!!

He promises city-owned grocery stores. The idiots who voted for mamdani the Commie will probably be standing in line for toilet paper soon. Maybe Mamdani will make RENT cheaper, just like he did for bus and subway fares. Stupid voters.

Well, that's it from here at The Mamdani swearing-in. In the words of former NYC Mayor Edward Koch, who said ''The voters have made their choice, and NOW THEY MUST BE PUNISHED!''

SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M OUTTA HERE!!! BACK TO YOU, REDSQUIRREL......