One year from now...
A convoy of buses full of crooked DFL politicians make their way to a new, very large prison west of the Twin Cities. Large, white snowdrifts cover the highway plowed just hours ago.
The lead prison transport bus is being driven by Sheriff Marge Gunderson. There's a look of disappointment on her face. She glances at former Governor Tim Walz in her mirror. Her deputees had nabbed him trying to escape out the window of a Moose Lake motel room in just boxer shorts and wife-beater t-shirt.
They discovered him shredding records that proved his guilt in various fraud crimes mostly involving Somali criminals. He ALSO committed perjury during his recent meltdown appearances before Congress.
President Trump had to enforce The Insurrection Act when top democrat politicians urged their supporters to illegally harrass and violently riot against ICE agents.
The other buses are filled with Somali criminals and DFL politicians involved with numerous fraud crimes. The sound of the bus overtook her, and she broke the silence:
''So, those must have been your documents in the paper shredder. You know, there's more to life than power and money. Don't you know that? You and your corrupt supporters rewarding each other with the taxpayer's money. That wasn't nice defrauding us working stiffs.
I just don't understand it.''
Everyone looked out the windows as the buses passed the statues of Paul Bunyun and Babe the Blue Ox.
''Then, you tried to start a Civil War because ICE agents were arresting and deporting violent illegal alien criminals, and you threw a hissy fit because those violent third-world criminals were your voter base.''
Sheriff Margie Gunderson let out a sad, disappointed sigh.
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