1. And in the days before The 2024 presidential election, King Biden's heart was hardened, yelling executive orders against gas-powered cars, and the people groaned. 2. Just as Pharoah Rameses ordered bricks be made without straw, Douche King Biden increased the inflation rate while killing private sector jobs, doubling down on his importation of violent criminal aliens.
3. His foreign invaders went about, murdering and raping the daughters of America, and when The American People complained, The Douche Emperor Biden laughed and ate an ice cream cone.
4. The Wicked ruler Biden met with corrupt, racist district attorneys and judges, and they conspired to have his rival Trump imprisoned on fake charges. 5. 'Yea, we shall keep him off the campaign trail in an ice-cold courtroom every day except Wednesday, then challenge him to a debate, and say 'I understand you're free on Wednesday!'
6. Then, Biden said 'We shall please Moloch, and kill the unborn babies' and call it 'choice'.We will shame and embarass those who oppose the slaughter! 7. We shall place cross-dressing weirdos in positions of power, and sodomite perverts shall rule over the land!
8. We will say that mothers and patriots are a threat to democracy, , and we shall imprison and torture the Husbands, and we shall send our gestapo to arrest them in the early morning, then set all the violent criminals free to commit even more violent crimes!
9. And our 2,000 mules shall steal the 2024 election just as they did in the 2020 election, with rigged tallying machines and switched votes. We will say 'those Trump votes belong to Biden! '
10. And the dead shall vote, 11. Scores of llegal aliens and foreign criminals will replace the patriots. And lo, we shall keep our grip on power!
12. Corrupt, evil King Barack will say 'LO, I AM THE GREAT KING BARACK, AND I HAVE TRANSFORMED THE COUNTRY INTO A VIOLENT, IMPOVERISHED WAR ZONE, AND SOON I WILL SLAP GOD IN THE FACE!!'
13. Then, King Biden said, 'I will force Americans to wear masks as a slave would, and let unmasked illegal aliens into the country! 14. We will let homeless veterans die on the street while putting illegal aliens up in luxury hotels, and make the taxpayer pay for their stay! 15. And we will force Americans to pay for healthcare, and give it to illegal aliens for free!!!
16. Finally, we the rulers shall empty the coffers, and spend all the money extravegantly, and bribe each other. just as we engage in insider trading and money laundering. We will laugh while The People groan. And why not? Surely, we are greater than the peasants!
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