Tuesday, May 21, 2024

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! Motley Crue Drummer Tommy Lee Says He Will Leave The Country If Trump Wins


Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee has announced that he will leave the country if Donald Trump wins re-election. Your bushy-tailed correspondent remembers his band scored a big hit in 1990  with 'Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)

It's almost like the song parodies write themselves:


I might sail away,

 take a  airplane

I night relocate to Canada 

or maybe even Spain

So, if Trump wins 

I will refuse to stay

I will not be able

to hide my dismay


If the voters want a change

I will say, they're just deranged

Make America Great Again?

That just sounds insane


It would be too much to bear

for me, Bruce Springsteen and Cher

If Trump wins, I swear

We might lose our hair


It's not alright, I won't stay

I will leave the country

Leave the U.S.A.

It's not alright, It's not Okay

I'll move away



I read the polls today

and I was dismayed

On CNN they were panicking

They looked sad and afraid

Biden's poll numbers were crashing

and Trump had a big lead

So, I said I'll be leaving 

Because Trump posts mean tweets


That's not alright, not okay

Trump will deport illegal aliens 

and send them away

That's not alright, not okay

Us liberal celebs will 

leave the U.S.A.

That's not alright, not okay

If you fools vote for Trump

I will move away

It's not alright, Don't you care?

How can you vote for him?

I'm having nightmares, OH NO!


(....and now they're saying.......)


Tommy, Don't Go Away Mad, Tommy, Just Go Away

NO!!!!!

Tommy, Don't Go Away Mad. Tommy, Just Go Away

THERE I GO!!!


Tommy, Don't Go Away Mad, Don't Go Away Mad......

Come on Tommy Lee........


Tommy, don't go away mad, Tom, Just go away!

Tommy, don't go away mad, Tom, Just go away!

Tommy, don't go away mad, Tom, just go away!

Tommy, don't go away mad, Tom, just go away!


Tommy Lee, Just go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

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