Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Ralphie Wiggum: Ketanji Brown-Jackson Is Brilliant!!!!!


We at The RedSquirrel Report believe in airing all views, so we welcome a typical Democrat voter:


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Hi, my name is Ralphie Wiggum, and I am a Democrat voter. Mean , racist Republicans are making fun of Supremist Court Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson because she is concerned that The First Amendment may make it easier to spread right-wing misinformation!

We need the government to control the discourse in this country because some right-wingers will lie about Covid and get everybody killed. Purple magic markers taste like grape!

Out of everybody on The Supremist Court, KBJ is the SMARTEST! O.k., so she doesn't kniw what a woman is. NOBODY'S PEFEKT!

I want the government to be in control of free speech. I trust Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, and Liz Chaney and I watch MSNBC and CNN! The government-controlled media NEVER LIES!!!

If the government didn't step in, we would all be addicted to horse de-wormers! All those J6 insurrectionist NAZIS are a threat to OUR DEMOCRACY!!! J6 cost more American lives than The Silver War and the attack on Pearl Harbor combined!!!!

We need the government to censure misinformation on X/Twitter! Mark Zuckerberg and his fact-checkers on facebook do a fantastic job! WHOOPS, I just got some red spray paint up my nose!

If we didn't have the government picking winners and losers, it would be unpossible to know that The Father of our country was Black! Thank you GOOGLE GEMINI!!!!

Finally, Ketanji Brown-Jackson is right, because our wonderful President Joe Biden needs the government to control all the liars who hate him! He has created more jobs than all the Presidents before him, but his haters accuse him of turning the country into a banana republic. 

What's wrong with bananas? I like bananas, but that yellow skin tastes weird!

Biden has made it possible for an American to fit $200 of groceries in ONE BAG! 

BIDEN/ HARRIS 2024!!!  KETANJI BROWN-JACKSON FOR QUEEN OF THE SUPREME COURT!!!


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