Your bushy-tailed correspondent was working on a deadline Thursday night, and I had The Minnesota Boys' State Hockey Tournament on in the office, so I didn't see any of the S.O.T.U. show. Afterwards I did see several clips on Twitter/X.
Looking at some of the clips, it reminded me of the words of famed gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson, who said 'Politics used to attract the best and the brightest. Now it attracts the dumbest and meanest.'
Biden looked like a psychotic old neighbor, yelling at local kids, paranoid, and exrremely ANGRY. Many pundits have commented that he looked like he was under the influence of several controlled substances, It makes me wonder what Hunter S. Thompson would say if we hired him to cover it:
Holy crap, extreme fear and loathing here at the House of Representatives. I took some amphetamines and Mescaline, and washed it down with a bottle of Wild Turkey. I understand that The Idiot is high on coke tonight (His son Hunter must be around here somewhere), and it will probably help him get through the long S.O.T.U. Address.
God, he looks terrible. The doofus looks like he's wearing a mask. He resembles a really poorly-drawn cartoon, like Beavis or Butt-Head's senile great-grandfather. It's wierd that such a repulsive, loathesome creature can have such incredibly white teeth. It's almost blinding.
Whenever someone this atrocious goes on a charm offensive, it's not charming. It's just offensive.Bill Maher is right. He DOES walk like a toddler with a full diaper.
The Idiot has just started his address. He got 3 words out before The Democrats were already giving him a standing ovation. and screaming like they've spotted The Beatles. I think they're all high on coke too.
Biden is attacking his predicessor, and telling us little people how great everything is and blaming his opponents for everything at the same time.Damn, this double-talking sociopathic buzzard is talking fast!!!
He takes credit for all the jobs he says he created, yet says nothing of the jobs cancelled by Democrats during the Covid shutdown!
This pandering Jerk gets angry and hateful as he speaks about the various strawmen populating his schizophrenic, paranoid fantasyland. His opponents protesting the stolen 2020 election are a threat to democracy, so they must be thrown in his J6 DUNGEON!
Speaker Mike Johnson is sitting behind The Idiot, keeping his cool. If I was him, I'd be smacking Biden 's head with a rolled-up newspaper.
Now the Idiot is yapping about Ukraine. Hey ASSHOLE, What about America???!!!!
The pandering creep lectures The Supreme Court on their repeal of Roe Vs. Wade, and I almost go deaf from the piercing cheers from the unhinged degenerates on the left side of the room.
Uh-OH, THE iDIOT HAS GONE OFF-SCRIPT. Why is he mentioning U.S.C. Head Football Coach Lincoln Riley? HER NAME IS LAKEN RILEY, YOU BRAIN-DEAD DOOFUS!! SHE WAS BRUTALLY MURDERED BY AN ILLEGAL ALIEN YOU LET INTO THE COUNTRY!!!! To make it even WORSE, he makes it about himself, telling the room 'I lost a child too.'
MY GOD, HE'S FUCKING SHAMELESS!!!! This is just painful. I need more drugs just to get through this.
DAMN YOU, REDSQUIRREL, FOR ASSIGNING ME TO THIS GROTESQUE SHITSHOW!!! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!!!
I can picture all our foreign enemies watching this hideous, rediculous S.O.T.U., and laughing their asses off. Putin's face must hurt by now, and Hamas is probably thatnking Allah for The Idiot Fraud.
While the commies on TicTok teach America's young males to act like cross-dressing fems, The ChiComs are planning to take over the world. If WE'RE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO RE-ELECT THIS SENILE CLOWN THIS NOVEMBER, WE CAN CANCEL THE 2025 State of The Union Address.
Get me out of here. I can't take this any more!!!
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