Tuesday, March 1, 2022

Eric Cartman's Prebuttal Of Biden's S.O.T.U.


Here to give our prebuttal to tonight's State Of The Union is all-American kid, Eric Cartman:

I thank you, RedSquirrel....

I am honored to deliver the prebuttal to that douchebag Biden's speech. I expect the corrupt, senile liar will try to tell the American people that The State of the Union is STRONG. Every American without his head stuck up his ass knows that the State of our Union is like totally weak, and it's because of the terrible lack of leadership coming from The White House.

In fact, people are asking themselves if Biden is even in charge, or is this country being ran by a bunch of commie weirdos. Many Americans think that we're living through Obama's third term. That creep promised to 'fundamentally transform' the country. Well, that race-baiting clown left this country divided and at each other's throats.

Thanks a lot, Jack-ass.......

On day one, Biden killed thousands of jobs, and left us dependant on our enemies to supply our energy needs. He's trying to kill the oil industry and replace it with unicorn farts. WELL, FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!

The child-sniffing creep will say that he created millions of jobs. NO, ASSHOLE, YOUR PARTY CLOSED THE COUNTRY DOWN SO THAT YOU CAN SEND MILLIONS OF BALLOTS TO DEAD VOTERS AND STEAL THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION! Now that SOME of the jobs are back you want to take credit. SCREW YOU!!!!!

The Fraud in The White House has opened our Southern border wide open, and let in the criminals from over 100 countries. Drug dealers and traffickers are murdering hard-working Americans. The Regime tries to force Americans to mask-up and get vaccinated, but these foreign invaders aren't even tested for Covid. THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!

You left our people to those goat-fucking Taliban terrorists, and gave them our weapons and military vehicles. Not cool! Your weakness has emboldened our enemies. Russia ihas invaded The Ukraine. The world has gotten together to make Putin pay, while you are happy just to 'Lead from Behind.'

SUCK MY BALLS!!!!!

If The Ukrainians beat back The Russian military, Biden will probably take all the credit, and if Putin forces The Ukrainians to surrender, The Jerk in The White House will probably blame the previous administration. You're a lying weasel, Biden. You and that lying, communist bitch Jen Psaki should be slapped.

Crime is out of control. Many Black youthes think they can do WHATEVER THE FUNK THEY WANT, and Democrats will not keep criminals in jail. I hope the Republicans win big in November, and that this country once again RESPECTS AUTHORITAH!!!

Hundreds of everyday Americans who protested the stolen presidential election are political prisoners in Biden's jails. Their Constitutional rights are being violated. They are being called 'insurrectionists', but the real insurrection happened on November 3-4, 2020. Video cameras show that these protestors were unarmed, and looked more like tourists than insurrectionists. Let our people go!

Biden is trying to shove this Build Back Boondoggle down our throats. The out-of-control spending is feeding inflation, and my Mom has been grumbling when she shops for groceries. I wonder why a gallon of gas was under $2 when Trump was President, but now it's almost $5. Can anyone explain that to an 8-year-old?

Well, that my prebuttal. GETS GO BRANDON!!!!!






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