In 1979, punk band The Dead Kennedys released their debut single 'California Uber Alles.' The song was a satire of Governor Moonbeam Jerry Brown, portraying the Governor as a smiling fascist demanding liberal conformity.
We here at RSR think that a re-make is in order, in the age of Covid shutdowns, out-of-control Democrat governors, and AntiFa. Hit it, boys:
I am Governor Gavin Newsom
My mandates are really gruesome
Nancy Pelosi is my aunt
Rules for thee but not for me
I'm not a hypocrite, I'm THE KING!
You will obey all my rules
Your kids will wear a mask to school
Your kids will wear a mask to school
California! Uber Alles!
We will close down your business!
Uber Alles! Covid fascists!
We will even close down your churches!
I'm Tim Walz I did nothing to stop the riots
You better obey me, You better stay quiet
I let the rioters burn up this place
Just make sure to keep that mask on your face
You are overtaxed, right up to your neck
Just thank me for your Tim Walzcheck
While illegals stream across the Southern border
Here's another emergency order
I'm King Timmy, Obey my order!
Minnesota! Uber Alles!
Say goodbye and close your business!
Uber Alles! Minnesota!
I'm King Timmy, Obey my order!
Now it is 2021
We're coming to take your guns
The F.B.I. will break down your door
Empty shelves at the grocery store
We stole the election, but don't you dare protest
We will just call you 'insurrectionists'!
You better take the Covid vaccination
We're the ministers of disinformation!!
We're teaching C.R.T. in your government schools
You better submit to the cancel culture ghouls
We will tear up your history
We are your master, just bend your knee
Democratic! Uber Alles!
BLM AntiFascists!
Uber Alles! Trump's a Nazi!
You must obey Dr. Fauci!
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