Communist China is hosting The Winter Olympics, and hardly anyone is watching. Even the venues are empty. Still, there are some exciting, new events:
The Chinese Biathlon, a competition where the athletes drive a Chinese tank to the shooting range area, then test their shooting skills by shooting an anti-government dissident in the back of the head, making him or her fall into a ditch.
The ChiCom Propaganda Suck-up Challenge: This competition is for visiting media personalities. The American media are heavily favored to win the Gold Medal.
The 'Build-A-Nike Basketball Shoe Really Fast Or Be Sent To A Chinese Re-Education Camp' Competition
'Christian AND Uyghur Persecution Hockey', where competitors try to send born-again Christians and Uyghur Muslims into 'the penalty box.'
'Speed-Skating The Truth', the competition where murderous, demonic communists berate and humiliate beta-male western dilpomats before the tongue-tied wusses can get a word out.
'ALMOST Cross-Country Skiing', where the winner is shot dead for straying too close to the Chinese border......
Very exciting.
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