Tens of thousands of Canadien truckers have rolled into Ottawa to protest mandatory vaccinations, and it appears that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has fled the capitol.
RSR has learned that the effeminate dictator has Covid 19, and is staying with a friend in America.
Here to tell us is Trudeau's friend:
We are hiding out in my pillow fort, drinking hot cocoa with both hands on our mugs. Don't worry, everyone, Justin is o.k. We are masked.
He told me about those hateful truck drivers who disobeyed his order. The domestic terrorists rolled into the capitol, but Justin was able to slip away, undetected. He showed up at our back door in blackface.
I gave him my old onesie, and we're enjoying hot cocoa right now. He is trying to get in touch with the Canadian Army, so they can clear the streets of the disobedient extremists who have taken over the country.
It's just terrible that so many Canadians are refusing the vaccination. Many of them refuse to wear a mask! With all of these maniacs running around, I wonder will this pandemic ever end!
Don't they know that the government is always right?
Well, that's all for now. I just wanted to tell all of Justin's supporters that he's fine, and hopes to be back very soon.
Pajama Boy.
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