Rick And Morty Save Election Day

Everyone is understandably stressed out. Between Coronavirus, riots, and the presidential election, 2020 has been a rough year..

This could be great fodder for Adult Swim series Rick And Morty. The writers of this cartoon could dedicate an entire season to the idea of Rick And Morty surviving Election Day, using their time machine to find a reality where they and America survives intact.

Of course, they do wind up altering the course of history, and mess things up a lot during their adventure before they get it right and finish the story without completely wrecking reality.

Here's how I think it should go.

In the year 2020, America is in crisis. President Trump is dealing with Coronavirus, Democrat Governors, shutdowns, a dishonest media, BLM and AntiFa riots, and re-election. Joe Biden is the Democrat presidential candidate, and he picks Kamala Harris as his V.P. pick. Biden will not denounce the violent, Marxist rioters. In fact, the rioters and Biden want the same thing:

They want to get rid of President Trump.

The season begins two months after Election Night. Trump has won a huge (or yuge) victory on Election Night, but Biden refuses to concede. The vote counters count the mail-in votes, and The President's lead shrinks. Rick is watching the news, and learns that the vote counts in several battleground states far exceeds the number of eligible voters.

Rick and Morty discuss the election. Rick thinks it would be best to let Team Biden steal the election if it means saving the country from angry Biden supporters. Morty thinks it would be best that The President wins re-election, saving America from The New Green Deal and The Democrat's leftist agenda.

It's inauguration Day, and there's STILL no winner. It appears the GOP will take back the House of Representatives. But, with those mail-in ballots, it appears The Democrats could retain control. With no clear-cut winner of the presidential election, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi declares herself 'President.'

Rick and Morty's SuperVoteCounter 5000 reads the minds of every voter in America. The computer determines that President Trump has won re-election in a landslide. 

Rick fires up the time machine, and takes it to March 1, 2022.  The world is in Hellish chaos. President Trump has finally won the election, but a furious AntiFa is goosestepping down Main Street and BLM is destroying American suburbs. Charles Manson has been brought back to life, and has seized control of the country, The psychotic killer is conducting his Helter Skelter worldwide race war.. 

President Trump and his Cabinet goes into exile. 

Rick and Morty barely escape, and find an alternative realty where Joe Biden wins the presidency. There. President Kamala Harris sends Catholics to concentration camps and The Green New Deal makes all economic activity illegal. America starves, and those not wearing face masks are rounded up and sent to Kamala's gulags. Again, Rick and Morty barely escape.

Rick and Morty cause a race war between AntiFa and BLM, leaving the two factions too weak to rule America. President Trump regains control of the military, and he, along with Rick and Morty,  take back the country.

Rick and Morty fire up the time machine, and they go back to the 50's, where they persuade FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover to investigate America-hating college professors who brainwash their students. Rick and Morty save America.

Rick and Morty go back to January 1, 2021, and things are peaceful in their neighborhood. Everyone seems prosperous and content. The graffiti has disappeared.

Things are a little TOO perfect.