NY Mayor Bill DeBlasio Announces A Non -Traditional, Virtual Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.

Socialist New York Mayor Bill DeBlasio has announced that there will be a 'non-traditional, 'virtual' Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in 2020. 

There will be no Snoopy and Charlie Brown Balloons, no High School Bands, and no floats honoring the day. Instead, he has planned the following:

Socialist Mayor Grand Marshall DeBlasio will blow a whistle, signalling the start of the parade.

The first float is the 'Reparations For Slavery' float. It will transport violent looters and thugs down the empty street, and they will jump off the float and start smashing store windows and looting the stores along the route. 

Next, we will have a float for 'The NFLBLM'. The football players will be lined up, and kneeling for the National Anthem. One holds an 'I Can't Breathe' sign.

Next in line is 'The Indigenous Peoples For Aztlan', dancing down the street, decked out in Aztec and Mayan garb. 

Hey look! It's a drum circle! 

Here comes the first balloon of North Korean Dictator Kim Jung Un! It must've been rough for him growing up, being the only fat kid in North Korea.....

Then, Governors from blue states will be goosestepping down the street, making sure that the small number of parade watchers are wearing a face mask! Some of them storm into the mostly empty cafes along the route. Oh look! Is that Minnesota Governor Tim Walz? I think it is!

He's yelling at and then fining startled diners!......Ooooh! that might cost a pretty penny!

Look at THIS!!! HUNDREDS OF U-HAUL VANS ARE HEADING OUT OF NEW YORK CITY!!!.....

Here comes another balloon. Wow, I've never seen a balloon that huge before. It's the 'N.Y. City Budget' balloon!

Next up, are hundreds of AntiFa thugs marching down the street. A dozen of them have spotted an old man, and now they're beating him senseless. Now, they're setting police cars on fire. 

Next up, is a float for 'Failed Democrat Mayors.' Wow, there's a lot of failed Democrat Mayors on that float!

Bringing up the rear is a float for American college students drowning in tuition debt. It looks like they will be bringing up the rear for the rest of their pathetic lives!

Oh look! Here comes dozens more U-Haul vans. It looks like they're leaving town.

That's the plan for Bill DeBlasio's 2020 'Non-Traditional, Virtual' Macy's Day Parade. Good luck, America!