The Greatest Movie Trailer Of All Time

On Twitter, I saw the trailer for "The Obama Effect". THE. GREATEST. MOVIE. TRAILER. OF ALL TIME!!!!

The new film is directed and stars actor Charles Dutton. You may remember him as the rotund star of TVs "Roc".

Judging from the trailer, I hope that The Obama Effect is just a crazy satire of The Messiah's supporters. The story starts in 2008, and Dutton's character has a heart attack, but miraculously survives. He believes somehow that Presidential candidate Barack Hussein Obama has healed him, and goes about dedicating himself to The One's candidacy.

Watch and marvel, as Dutton fills his living room with images of Obama, annoying his wife. He wears a suit with Obama's image prominently stitched in. With the large suit, the girthy actor resembles one of those basketballs with Our Dear Leader's image printed on it. The main character is filled with a precious religious fervor, behaving as if he's been baptized in the Obama fever swamp.

He preaches his gospel of Obama to family and friends, chasing neighbors around, yelling "We'll make history!"

Our hero floats into his evil WHITE boss's office, and quits his job. Later on in this insane trailer, there seemed to be someone resembling a gangsta rapper in a large, white bed with SIX HOT HOS. I wonder if there was an ACORN office next door.

A young relative tells our hero that he can't vote because he is a convict. It's too bad, because had Obama been President, his Attorney General would fix THAT. In fact, he could join the New Black Panthers Party, and keep law-abiding whites from voting.

The trailer was truly loontastic, but I think this movie could have been made better had there been a John McCain character who turned out to be The Antichrist. Or maybe there could have been a Wicked McCain of the West who sent flying GOP monkeys to kidnap Obama voters, disenfranchising them.

There also could have been a scene where Dutton parts The Red Sea, with the help of his Messiah.