Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy was interviewed on CNN, and plainly told the host that he believes in the traditional definition of marriage. (One man, one woman. It was also President Obama's position just six months ago).
Apparently, free speech brings out the crazies in the Democrat party. Maniacal, desk-stabbing Mayor of Chicago (and former Obama chief-of-staff ) Rahm "dead fish" Emanuel immediately released a statement:
'Chick-fil-A's values are not Chicago values'.
This resulted in an avalanche of ridicule, especially on Twitter. Overwhelmed with out-of-control gang violence, as well as it's reputation as the most corrupt city in America, the wacky mayor instead attacked the squeaky-clean Christian businessman.
Chicago alderman Joe Moreno re-assured the citizens of Chicago that he and Emanuel are on the case. They can't do anything about the murder or corruption, but they will
keep Chick-fil-A from expanding in the city of the big shoulders.
Then, the idiotic Mayor of Boston Thomas Menino also got into the act. I guess these Democrat mayors get bored with wrecking cities, and...."Look! Squirrel!" need to distract America from their ineptitude. That's one thing they've learned from Our Little Dictator. Not wanting to be out-done, the ultra-progressive Mayor of San Francisco Edwin M. Lee tweeted this:
Wow. You would think with these Democrat powerhouses lined up against Chick-fil-A, it's gotta be bad for business. Think again.
It appears that these intolerant, ultra-progressive weenies are really marketing geniuses.
This week, people are lining up around the corner, straights and gays, conservatives and liberals, with a healthy appetite for a good chicken sandwich. Normal Americans are making a trip to the local Chick-fil-A. In fact, it has become a CAUSE for supporters of free speech.
Your bushy-tailed correspondent thinks that Chick-fil-A should send a big 'thank you' to those predictable. intolerant leftists in charge of Chicago, San Francisco, and Boston.
Mr. Cathy should send a sandwich and a note that reads:
Dear Mayors Emanuel, Menino, Lee,
Thanks on behalf of The Chick-fil-A family. Coming at us was a stroke of MARKETING GENIUS! Because of your ridiculous, mean-spirited attempts to shut a Christian businessman up, business has never been better! Cluck Cluck CHA-CHING!!!
Your friends at Chick-fil-A
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