Democrat National Convention: Need Seat Fillers?

In 2008, candidate Barack Hussein Obama won his party's nomination with unprecedented fanfare, giving his epic acceptance speech before Greek columns at the football stadium where the NFL's Denver Broncos play their home games. Most Democrats actually believed that he could lower the sea levels.

What a difference three and a half years makes. America is angry, the economy is depressed, and her citizens are horribly divided. Our Little Dictator has broken all his promises, and the unbeatable juggernaut of Obama faces a mutiny within his own party.

There is much talk of party luminaries, such as Missouri Senator Claire Mccaskill, refusing to attend the Democrat National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Some Democrats fear rioting. Gee, I don't know why. After all, this is the party of Occupy Wall Street, The New Black Panther Party, and our purple-shirted friends, The Services Employees International Union.

So, it's in a spirit of bipartisanship I direct the following question to those running this years' national convention:

Dear Democrat National Convention Committee,

I understand that you're expecting a lot of empty seats for Our Dear Leader's re-nomination . America can't let this happen, so I was just wondering if you would consider hiring Republican seat-fillers.

I am sure that you'd have no trouble finding a couple hundred conservative bloggers who wouldn't mind working for three days. We're bloggers. Most of us are shameless self-promoters, and would like an opportunity to seen on nationwide TV.

Your convention WILL be televised, right? I heard that your shindig has been cut down to three days.

I'm sure there's a few of us conservative bloggers who wouldn't mind being part of your convention. We promise not to drown out Our Dear Leader's acceptance speech with loud booing, although some smart aleck MAY hand out kazoos.

All we would want are some press passes, although Juan Williams doesn't think we are #realreporters. We're #justbloggers.

We wait for your answer with baited breath.