Wednesday, June 15, 2022

Public School Teacher Martha: I'm On A Sex Strike!


June is Pride Month, and we at The RSR strives to get as many perspectives as possible.  Here to comment is a public school teacher. Let's call her 'Martha:

Those Nazi Supreme Court pigs are trying to take away my abortion rights, so me an' my friends are going on a sex strike! We got the home addresses of Kavanugh and Gorsuch, and we'll intimidate these pigs because our God Molloch is on our side! Remember, Jane was here!

DEATH TO PRO-LIFE PIGS!!!!! DEATH TO PRO-LIFE PIGS!!!!!

My favorite Senator Chucky Schumer says these conservative judges will 'reap the whirlwind' and not know what hit 'em. 

There's no way that I'll ever be a Mother. I will have an abortion if I ever got preggers That's why I act as if your kids belong to me.

I like teaching tolerance, taking your kids on field trips to drag sex shows, but I hate it when their domestic terrorist parents find out. I have an AntiFa flag and a BLM flag in my classroom. 

I like teaching progressive, woke math. 2 + 2 = IF YOU SAY 4, YOU'RE A RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC PIG!!!!!

Don't tell anyone, but me an' my friends are also in AntiFa. I'm also a member of Jane's Revenge.. Last night we fire-bombed a Pro-Life Clinic. I take part in all the 'non-violent' protests! SUPPORT US OR ELSE!!!!

I  also started local chapters of 'Gays For Palestine' amd 'Chickens For KFC'! 

Oh, and you better use the right pronoun when referring to me, or I'll get you fired from your job.....

Rememebr, Tolerance.........

Martha



Wednesday, June 8, 2022

June Is Pride Month (In Case You Haven't Heard Yet)

 


Thank you South Florida Dude on Twitter @RealMattCouch

Barack Obama Makes Uvalde Attack About George Floyd

On May 24th, 18-year-old Salvador Ramos walked into Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas, and shot 38 people. He killed 19 students and 2 teachers, and he wounded 17 others.

Nearly all Americans are horrified, outraged, and saddened by this evil act. It's understandably hard to even process one's emotions when you view photos of these smiling children. You just want to hold your own kids a little tighter.

For former President, Barack Obama, it seems he views this evil tragedy as an opportunity to make it about thug George Floyd:


The children were innocent victims, and George Floyd was a criminal thug who was overdosing on Fentanyl when he died. 

Floyd died on Memorial Day 2020. Maybe race-baiter Obama can place a wreath on George's grave.



Wednesday, May 25, 2022

News You Can Use: Remember, Put More Color On Your Plate!

Today, RSR's Health Correspondent, Dr. Roz (Rosalind Roseberg) tells our readers to 'put more color on your plate'.

Enjoy!


Monkeypox Vaccine?: A Wayne's World Commentary


Here with a commentary on some recent news stories is new RSR contributer, Wayne Campbell:

So, we went from Covid 19 to Omicron, and now we're hearing about 'Monkeypox'. They're telling us to go get this monkeypox vaccine, so I'm thinking about getting this shot.....

......Sh'yeah, and monkeypox might fly out of my butt!

Yesterday, I gassed up The Mirthmobile, and it costed almost $6 a gallon!!! I told my pal Garth, and he said 'NO WAY!', To which, I said 'WAY!!!.' This idiot in The White House stopped the Keystone Pipeline Project. He's heinous! What a sphincter!

Dinesh D'Souza's movie 2000 Mules showed footage of Biden suppoters stuffing vote dropboxes across the country. If there are about 130,000,000 registered voters, and Trump got, say about 70,000,000 votes.....how did Biden get over 80,000,000 votes? I live in Aurora, a suburb of Chicago. We know about voter fraud.

It looks like Hillary's Campaign Director Robby Mook has spilled the beans on Hillary. What a psycho hose bag.

Finally, The Biden Administration are creating a 'Disinformation Governence Board.' Someone should tell Biden that George Orwell's book '1984' wasn't a 'how-to' manual!

WAYNE'S WORLD! WAYNE'S WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!.............




Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Well, Barack Obama Promised To Transform The Country

Remember when presidential candidate Barack Obama said that he would 'transform the country'? Well, it appears that in his third term, he certainly has. With his senile figurehead Joe Biden residing in The White House and an out-of-control Democrat Congress, the American people are experiencing record gasoline prices, empty grocery shelves, out of control crime, riots, racial division, a crisis on the Southern Border, and third world style corruption:

                                                                   




                                     

                                     



In Silly Cancel Culture News........


WASHINGTON Post writer Caleb Francois opined that George WASHINGTON College should change it's name because the university is named after a racist.

This is how Normal Americans reacted to Caleb's opinion piece: