TOP TEN WAYS MAINE DEMOCRAT SENATE CANDIDATE GRAHAM PLATNER CAN BE AN EVEN BIGGER ASSHOLE

Moderate Republican Senator Susan Collins is seeking her 6th term as the Senior Senator from the State of Maine. It looks like her Democrat opponent will be newcomer Graham Platner, who has a NAZI SS Totenkopf tattoo on his chest. 

Apparently, a NAZI tattoo is not a deal breaker for many Maine Democrats. The former Marine also insults other veterans, including deceased American Sniper Chris Kyle. Socialist-Democrats Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders think he's a solid candidate. 

iT LOOKS LIKE the state Democrat party cannot find another candidate WITHOUT a NAZI SS Totenkopf tattoo anywhere in Maine.

Does anyone know his thoughts on important issues like tax policy, the border, or how to improve the AFFORDABILITY of life for middle class Maine residents? It looks like The ONLY thing that matters to DEMOCRATS is 'HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE PRESIDENT TRUMP'? 

Remember when 2025 when Virginia Democrat candidate Jay Jones WON after suggesting he would like to KILL his opponent and his family? I don't think his voters even CARED WHAT HE WOULD DO AFTER BEING elected Virginia's Attorney General. All that mattered to looney Democrat voters is that he is a HATEFUL, BOMB-THROWING ASSHOLE. 

Is there enough Trump Derangement Syndrome CASES TO CARRY CANDIDATE GRAHAM PLATNER TO VICTORY in the state of MAINE? Maybe there are OTHER socially unacceptble things that he can STILL do to EXCITE MAINE'S batshit Democrat VOTERS.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, HERE ARE THE TOP TEN WAYS GRAHAM PLATNER CAN BE AN EVEN BIGGER ASSHOLE, AND DRIVE THE DEMOCRAT MAINEIAC VOTER TURNOUT:

10. If The President gets a pet, Platner can have a photo taken of himself KICKING IT.

 9.  Spray paint ''ANTIFA'' all over The Lincoln Memorial.

 8.  Cover his NAZI tattoo with it with a tattoo of Hitler and the words ''Mein Fuhrer''

 7.  Write an op-ed ''Eisenhower Was A Shitty General''

 6.  Challenge Republican candidate Susan Collins to a boxing match.

 5,  Win ''The Biggest Douche In The Universe'' Pageant.

 4.  Affordability? Make Republicans pay for EVERYTHING!

 3.. Convert to Islam, then pray in the middle of the street.

 2,  Renounce his American citizenship, move to Mexico, then move in with Rosie O'Donnell in Ireland, then reside in George Clooney's Italian villa, then move back to Mexico, then cross the border illegally again as an illegal alien, then recieve millions in Democrat graft, then move into a free luxury hotel room in a sanctuary city, then get free healthcare, then protest and riot against ICE agents. THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW HE'S BEING MISTREATED BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT!!!!!!

 1.  Have a trophy made: