Good evening, This is The Bill Burditzman Political Report. I am Bill Burditzsam, and this is the POLITICAL news in Los Angeles......
Communist l..A. city councilperson Nithia Raman recieved a large bundle of ballots, and has bounced into second place in the Los Aneles Mayoral Primary......and.......STOP THE COUNTING!!! IT'S OVER!!! CANDIDATE SPENCER PRATT IS ELIMINATED!!!
IN OTHER NEWS, We have Correspondent Jessica Santa-Maria Conchita de Cardinale on the streets with her report on Unhoused Drug Zombies getting paid by The Democrats for their votes for Mayor Karen Bass! Who says there's NO JOBS in Los Angeles???
Also, correspondent Mohammad Mohammad Abdul Mohammad has a report from McArthur Cememtary with local city union government workers getting the residents at the local cemetary REGISTERED TO VOTE....
....but tonight's top story. Is INCOMPETENT Communist Mayor Karen Bass about to start A War Against The Human Race with an army of Terminators? At the beginning the 1984 Sci-Fi Horror Movie, There was a raging war in 2029 (two and a half years from now). The city is reduced to a burned-out pile of rubble and human skulls. A time-travelling cyborg is sent back to 1984 to terminate Sarah Connor, the mother of John Connor, the leader of the human resistance.
Has Mayor Bass sent a terminator back to 1984 to target Spencer Pratt's Mother Janet Pratt and protect The Democrat's one-party hold on The City of Lost Angels'? Has the incompetent, corrupt Democrats ruining the city taken the entire city budget and sank all it's tax revenue into an army of terminators? We here at The Burditzman Report WANT TO KNOW!!! .
Karen The Commie Bass has already burned much of the city down. The Palisades section of L.A. looks like the Hellscape at the beginning of The Terminator. There's NO LIMIT to the corruption in the looney City Council who recently legalized voting rights among illegal aliens. WOW, THESE PEOPLE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO FEED THEIR INSATIABLE LUST FOR POWER!
We will keep following this important story!
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