Sunday, April 19, 2026

THE CHLOE REPORT: CALIFORNIA DEMOCRATS OVERLY EXCITED ABOUT STEYER'S CANDIDACY


Nothing excites Democrats and their favorite news-anchors like an probable election of a politician promising abortion rights and more taxes. The talking heads can barely contain their excitement when they're breathlessly honking their horn for a charismatic leftist candidate.

In-commie-deep-blue, one-party California, the America-hating leftist voters are looking at some new leftist candidates to confiscate even MORE from the taxpayers. Here to report on this lunacy is our cub reporter, Side-eye Chloe:


California Democrats are without their leading gubernatorial candidate now that compromised, serial rapist Eric Swalwell was forced out of the race. Another candidate, unhinged pottymouth Katie Porter is featured on YouTube in a series of ridiculously unflattering campaign vids of her cursing out her campaign staffers.

The Democrats are looking for the next governor who must carry a literal torch destroying the state from the complete disaster of Gavin Newsom. Greasy Gavin has destroyed the state, and is deciding if he will run for President in 2028 or announce himself The Anti-Christ. 

There's a new candidate, billionaire hedge fund manager, Tom Steyer. Steyer is a climate change alarmist who made a fortune from dirty fossil fuels AND climate change alarmism. I haven't seen anyone this excited since my Mom told me and my sister we were going to Disneyland.

 Steyer wants to abolish I.C.E. while he invested heavily in jails USED BY I.C.E.

He ALSO opposes private schools while putting his own kids iin PRIVATE SCHOOLS, saying that he won't SACRIFICE his kids by putting them in public school..

All this hypocracy must be very exciting to his supporters. The rest of us aren't feeling it.

Under Democrat one-party rule, California leads the entire country in POVERTY, CORRUPTION, HOMELESSNESS, and the state government has done NOTHING for the victims of the inferno that destroyed The Pacific Palisades area of Los Angeles. 

The voters of California will vote in what is called a ''jungle primary'', which means that every candidates' votes will be ''counted'', and the two leading candidates will run in the General Election in November. Right now, two REPUBLICANS are leading in the polls, Steve Hilton and Chad Bianco.

It's possible that California will elect it's first Republican Governor since The ''Governator'' Arnold Schwarzzeneger won a ''Total Recall'' ELECTION in 2003, but that doesn't excite the mainstream news media much. In fact, some of them seem to be in a panic.

Maybe if Dwayne ''The Rock'' Johnson entered the race, that would excite the local news media.


This is Chloe, reporting from The Left Coast. Back to you, RedSquirrel.

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