Scrolls And Wall Paintings From The Twin Cities Ruins Of Sodom And Gommorrah Discovered

Archeologists have discovered scrolls and wall paintings near the Dead Sea ruins of Sodom and Gommorrah 

According to these findings, Sodom City Hall had raised taxes to pay for new bath houses just before the city was destroyed, and allowed criminals from East Africa to defraud the taxpayers. The city opened the first ''learing'' centers, and the corrupt city government paid for protests against King Donatello of Jordan. They did this to distract the local citizens and hide their rampant corruption.

Many ancient scrolls from Sodom City Hall suggest the city was ran by homosexuals, foreigners and corruptocrats. Even though the government was ran entirely by sodomites and foreigners, those in power were ALWAYS complaining about ''the lack of LGBTQ rights''.

The Sodom City Council was dominated by foreigners and cross-dressers just before the city was destroyed by fire and brimstone raining down from the sky.

One wall painting the archeologists found depicted a protestor trying to run over an immigration officer, and killed when he threw a spear in defense.  Following this occurence, there were months of rioting, as Prince Jakkob blamed the immigration officers for the riots.

He pandered relentlessly to his corrupt foreign supporters.

In Gommorrah, Prince Melvyn threw a corruption orgy for his favorite city bureaucrats, raiding and emptying the city coffers. The local Affluent White female Lesbians and STD-infected Gommoreans were too busy partaking in their sex and spending orgies to notice or care.

The governments in Sodom and Gommorrah misappropriated the taxpayers money, allowing their East African supporters to defraud the cities. The needy poor were ignored and the foreigners became filthy rich just before the cities were destroyed. Both cities raised a wealth tax on the small, productive heterosexual population.

Our archeologists also discovered a man named Lot voting with his feet. He escaped just as the fire and sulfer began to rain down on the wicked cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul. I mean...... Sodom and Gommorrah.