OUR NEW TOP TEN LIST: THE TOP TEN CEASE-FIRE DEMANDS MADE BY THE IRON SHEIK

American and Iranian officials have announced a cease fire, and have traded lists of demands for ending military hostilies. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt stated that the list of Iranian demands were NOT serious and ''was thrown into the garbage''.

A NEW SPECIAL NEGOTIATOR HAS ENTERED THE FRAY, FORMER WORLD WRESTLING CHAMPION, THE IRON SHIEK. HE HAS INTRODUCED A NEW LIST OF TEN DEMANDS.

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota is our NEW TOP TEN LIST, THE TOP TEN DEMANDS MADE BY IRAN'S NEW NEGOTIATOR, THE IRON SHEIK: 

10. I DEMAND THE Americans and Israelis stop bombing our military infrastructure, or Iron Shiek will SLAP THE COBRA CLUTCH ON JAROD KUSHNER AND MAKE him HUMBLE!!!

  9. I demand a rematch with current WWWF champion, Hulk Hogan!!!

  8. I DEMAND AMERICAN'S SUBMISSION, JUST LIKE THAT LOSER BOB BACKLUND!!!!

  7. I demand your loud-mouthed  Secretary of War Peter Hegseth stop threatening us, OR I'll stick my pointy boot up HIS BACKSIDE!!!!

  6. I demand The Americans STOP KILLING OUR SUPREME LEADERS. (I'll throw our gay Ayatollah Jr. off the building myself).............

  5. We demand you stay away from the Straights of Hormuz. (We'll stay away from the Gays of Hormuz!!!)

  4. We demand that America hands over that non-humble American singer Mac Davis, the idiot who sang ''It's Hard To Be Humble''. I'll put him in my COBRA CLUTCH AND HE'LL BE SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE!!!!!!

  3. We demand that you put your immodest Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders in burqas!!!!

  2. We demand that you impeach and remove that trouble-maker Trump from office, and put that senile idiot Biden back in YOUR WHITE HOUSE!!!!

  1. I demand that you no longer celebrate ''Pride Month'', or I'll slap on my COBRA CLUTCH and turn your PRIDE MONTH into ''HUMBLE MONTH!'' PHOOEY!!!!!!!!!!!