Ralph Wiggum: Let's Protest I.C.E.!!!

In communist-leftist government schools across the country, the ''teachers'' are leading their students in protests against Immigration Customs Enforcement agents. They've replaced reading and writing with revolution and rioting.

Here to comment on this is 8-year-old student Ralph Wiggum:

Woo-Hoo!!! Melt the I.C.E.!!!! Oh-no!!! I just glued my ear to my shoulder!!!

Me and my fellow students are walking out of class because my teacher has green hair and hates The President!!!! Super-Ninendo Intendent Chombers and the teachers are printing protest signs for us because nobody knows how to spell.

Nelson Muntz is going to jail because he threw a bottle rocket at the I.C.E. agents. Don't worry, all the local judges are from Minneapolis!

In class we learned that I.C.E. agents are NAZIs!, and our teacher teached us that we better stop them before they send us all to concentration camps! The I.C.E. agents tell us they are going after murderers, rapists, and drug dealers. I don't take drugs but I do eat Play-Doh sometimes.

I like protesting because i hate taking tests....or being called on. The other kids laugh at me a lot. When I don't know the answer I just glue my lips together until one of the smart kids raises their hand.

Our teachers teach us to hate I.C.E. When I see someone who looks like I.C.E., I blow my whistle and scream ''I.C.E. STRANGER DANGER!!!!''

We see a lot of old people protesting too. It looks like they must have been held back at least 40 or 50 years. They must go to one of those ''special schools.''

Oh, CRAP.....I just glued my eyelids together!!!