This Sunday is SuperBowl LX (60), pitting The Seattle Seahawks and The New England Patriots. My prediction is that I'll be doing something, ANYTHING other than watching this game. I am currently boycotting The NFL, SO I may just take a little stroll to my local library or something.
Having said that, I predict The Seahawks will win the game by 20.
When obnoxious cross-dressing rapper Bad Bunny takes the stage for the Halftime Show, I predict that I will be more than a mile away from the closest television, or I may watch the All-American Alternative Halftime Show, starring Kid Rock.
I predict that all the commercials will feature handsome Black husbands with great jobs, their beautiful White wives, and all the White men (if there ARE any) will be portrayed as stupid, worthless losers, unless they are cross-dressers starring in a beer ad.
I predict there will be at least 2 commercials for upcoming movies that I wouldn't go see if you paid me $50.
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