We continue our report from the Mayoral campaign in New York City with Correspondent, Yakov Shmirnov:
WHAT A MAYORAL ELECTION!
In 1995 New York City, Mayor Rudy Guliani made crimiinals disappear. After 2025 New York City, Mamdani the Commie will make Jews, law-abiding former New Yorkers, and businesses disappear! Heh, heh, heh....
In New York of 1998, you can always find a party. If Mamdani the Commie wins, THE PARTY finds YOU!
After Mamdani the Commie takes over the grocery stores in New York City, you will buy what he TELLS YOU WHAT CAN BUY, IF THERE'S ANY GROCERIES LEFT ON THE SHELVES! He also wants to let all the criminals and looters free, so when all the grocery stores leave, the criminals who loot the city-ran stores and vote for the commie might scratch their heads and wonder why they live in a food desert. Heh, heh, heh.
Mamdani the Commie wants to take over the means of production. The Communist has never worked in the real world, so he speaks like Karl Marx because that's what his communist dad does. Mamdani's dad is a commie college professor. His voters are the brainwashed, indoctrinated communist college students.
Black and White people who work for a living vote against Mamdani because they live in the real world.
If Mamdani wins, there will be only 2 TV channels available. Channel One will consist of pro-Mamdani propaganda. On Channel Two, one of his Kommissars will tell you to turn it back to Channel One.
If they elect Mamdani the Commie, New Yorkers will probably stand in line for toilet paper at his city-ran grocery store. WHAT A CITY!!!!!!Heh, heh, heh......I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR ELECTION DAY!!!!
Many America-hating college students support Mamdani because COMMUNISM HAS WORKED 'SO WELL' IN THE SOVIET UNION, CHINA, CUBA, AND CAMBODIA! WHERE DO WE SIGN UP???
BUT THIS WILL BE EVEN BETTER THAN LIFE IN THE OLD SOVIET UNION!!! IN U.S.S.R., THERE WASN'T GANGS ROAMING THE STREETS, COMMITTING VIOLENT CRIME AND LOOTING STORES!! IN MAMDANI'S NEW YORK CITY, YOU GET BEATEN UP BEFORE YOU GET YOUR TOILET PAPER!!! THREE CHEERS FOR COMMUNISM!!!!
SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN TO ME!!! WHAT A CITY!!!!Hehe, heh, heh.................
Back to you, Little RedSquirrel...........
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