HEADLINE : MSNBC GIVES DISNEY'S SNOW WHITE RACHEL ZEGLER HER OWN SHOW

HEADLINE: MSNBC GIVES RACHEL ZEGLER HER OWN SHOW

Fresh off her Box Office disaster, MSNBC has announced that they will give Snow Woke's Rachel Zegler HER OWN show.

And why not?  She's obnoxious and extremely woke, and she also hates President Trump. She was given a role of a lifetime as the STAR of the live action Snow White movie, and the young pain-in-the-ass actress annoyed and offended fans of the classic 1937 animated Disney Classic.

She called the story 'dated', and said that she wanted to 'change' it. She referred to PRINCE CHARMING as 'the guy who stalked Snow White. Zegler RE-IMAGINED Snow White as a bossy military leader. 

The movie has gotten terrible reviews and will probably lose $200,000,000.00 

Your bushy-tailed media maven thinks it's a great idea for MSNBC to give Rachel Zegler her own show. I think she'll fit right in. She is a ideal replacement for bigoted, hateful race-baiting host Joy Reid.

I can imagine her opening monolougue:

(Announcer) Hello, welcome to The Snow Woke Show, wih Rachel Zegler.....

Rachel makes a face and shuffles her notes. She begins her monologue:

Donald Trump's cute, blonde Press Secretary Karoline Leavett remains happily married. I bet her husband stalked her. I bet he kisses her when she's sleeping. 

Rachel makes another face: WEIRD! WEIRD!!!!....

So, Trump says he might impose some tariffs on China. Such a 'dated' move......

On a personal note, my movie Snow White lost a lot of money. Apparently, the movie-watching public is just too 'old-fashioned' to go see my version of Snow White. They didn't want to see the improvements we made to their old-fashioned story. OLD FOGEYS!!!!

After a word from our sponsors, my first guest Kamala Harris will come on and we'll discuss how the patriarchy has ruined Hollywood and politics.

'WIERD! WIERD!!!'