Friday, April 18, 2025

An MS13-Democrat Easter Story

 


Good Friday Greetings, Normal Americans!

As we joyfully celebrate our Savior Jesus Christ rising from the dead this Easter, let us remember all the lost souls suffering from TDS. There are about 21% of the country still screaming at the sky and making TihTok videos crying about the re-election of Donald Trump, and we should also remember THEM as well as their FEEEEEELINGS.

THEY are freaking out over illegal alien MS-13 gangster Kilmar Albrego Garcia being sent .back to his home country El Salvador. Looney leftist Senator Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) took a trip to the Central-American country in the hopes that he can illegally bring Kilmar back to America.

Apparently, Van Hollen believes he still needs a lot of illegal aliens voting for him to win re-election. He doesn't meet with or care about Everyday Americans raped, murdered, or harmed by criminal illegal aliens.

Still, it seems UNFAIR to celebrate our saviour's VICTORY OVER DEATH while some lost souls are losing their minds over illegal aliens and the members of Congrab who represent THEM.

We here at RSR try to get everyone's point of view, even communist weidros, and so, we are pleased to present 'A COMMUNIST-DEMOCRAT EASTER STORY',


FROM THE 9TH CHAPTER OF THE BOOK OF KILMAR

1. In the days of The Supreme Court's ruling that illegal aliens can be sent back home, the wife-beating MS-13 illegal Alien gangster  Kilmar Albrego Garcia was arrested.

2. The Democrats felt betrayed by Black voters, Hispanic, voters, and young voters, but the extremists of The Party and the news media bitterly cried over Kilmar Albrego Garcia's removal

3. Tomhoman and Pambondi sent their ICE Centaurians to arrest Kilmar, and he was sent back to El Salvador.

4.  He cried 'OH, COMMUNIST-DEMOCRATS, WHY HAS THOU FORESAKEN ME????????

5. The leftist scribes at CNN, MSNBC, and the bone-headed District Judge Boesman made a fuss over KIlmar's repatriation.

6. Grand-standing Communist-Democrat Senator Chris Van Hollen took a break from grifting and ignoring his constituents and boarded an iron bird to retrieve Kilmar.

7. Meeting with Kilmar, Van Hollen enjoyed his photo-op, and said 'Let us drink Margaritas'  while El Salvodor's President NAYIB BUKELE ridiculed him, SAYING 'LOOK AT KILMAR! HE HAS BEEN RAISED FROM THE DEATH CAMP!'

8. The Leftists were left sad and angry when the MS-13 criminal aliens were not let back into The United States so that they could vote for Democrats. 

9. The Democrats cried and tore their garments, screaming 'If we can't get the illegal alien vote, HOW CAN WE EVER WIN THE MAJORITY IN CONGRESS???'

10. Perhaps, we can ask Chuck Schumer to threaten The Supreme Court. He can order them to let the undocumented gangs into the country, or these judges will REAP THE WHIRLWIND!!!

11. And the Communist Democrats agreed 'So it is written, So shall it be done!'

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