Monday, March 31, 2025

SONG PARODY ALERT!!! PAUL MCCARTNEY'S RE-MAKE OF 'BLACKBIRD'/ ODE TO JASMINE CROCKETT


In the 60's Paul McCartney wrote 'Blackbird', his love song for The Civil Rights Movement. Since then, America has elected a non-White president. Recently, a female Texas Representative named Jasmine Crockett has been elected to Congress. 

So far, she has physically threatened Texas Senator Ted Cruz, has made fun of Texas's wheelbound Governor Gregg Abbott, and generally reminds me of those feral ghetto people who physically attack McDonald's employees for getting an order wrong. 

We here at RSR honor the spirit of Paul McCartney's 'Blackbird', with this heartfelt parody:


Jasmine's squawking like ghetto trash

Take your stupid act and go away

painted eyes

You look like you put your makeup on with a spatula


She made fun of a man in a wheelchair

Way out of bounds, she doesn't care

She acts like

a whacky character in a ghetto TV show


Not too bright

Not too bright

I think she has a problem with Whites


Who voted for this disgrace?

She doesn't know how to act 

in a public space

At the moment she's threatening a reporter


At the moment she's threatening a reporter

Not too bright

not too bright

I think she has a problem with Whites


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