Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson once said that 'Politics used to attract the best and the brightest, but now it attracts the dumbest and the meanest.'
When you mention the 'dumbest' and 'meanest' politician in the country, everyone knows who you're referring to.
Under Governor Tim Walz, Minnesota was recently rated the 'worst-ran state in the country'. He confiscated a big surplus and raided the state's coffers for rediculous leftist pet projects, like the so-called 'Feeding our Future' program. The Democrats robbed and defrauded the tax payers and rewarded Walz's corrupt Somali supporters.
Before Walz ruined the state, Minnesota was always rated in the top 3 in education and health care. Now, the kids are falling behind and the only thing Minnesota is known for now is tampons in boys' bathrooms.
Walz isn't just a terrible governor. He's an obnoxious gaffe machine and a bafoonish bully. Here to comment is our resident EveryDad, Red Forman:
Thanks, Red. I like your name.
My name is Red Forman, and I am a resident of Wisconsin. Minnesota is our neighbor. The state is known for sky-blue lakes, 'Minnesota nice' people, and Lake Woebegone. Now, it's known for commie weirdos like that jackass Tim Walz, extreme abortion laws, and cross-dressers in the state government.
Recently, the Minnesota Governor made a speech where he 'threatened to kick supporters of President Trump's ass.' This jerk sounds like a 10-year old bully.
When I threaten to kick my son Eric's ass, I'm just trying to get his attention. It is not in the middle of a political speech.
Walz has turmed pheasant-hunting into a ridiculous press media event. He looked like Rip Taylor impersonating Elmer Fudd. He lies about his military service while bad-mouthing gun ownership.
He also yaps at length about his personal masculinity. If you have to brag about your masculinity, you're not very masculine. A 65-year old man yapping about his own masculinity will sound like Fredo Corleone yapping about how smart he is. Sheesh!
He calls people he disagrees with 'WEIRD.' The Governor put tampons in boy's bathrooms, and he calls Vice President J.D. Vance 'WEIRD/??
He infamously said 'While they (Republicans) ban books, we (democrats) ban hunger. The truth is, Republicans want to ban age-inapproprite pornography from elementary schools. That sounds reasonable to me.
Suggesting that the democrats in Minnesota somehow banned hunger sounds stupid, self-serving and weird. This fat clown refuses to explain how the 'Feeding Our Future' program has turned into a fraud scandal where his corrupt Somali supporters have stolen Half a billion dollars from the taxpayers. That's nor reasonable. That sounds more like criminal activity.
And Walz sounds like a liar.
Now, he's on a 'tour' of 'deep-red' congressional districts, and he's calling these appearances 'townhall meetings', though you have to be invited to attend. The 'crowds' are supporters, and they cheer wildly.
Kommissar Walz and his ego remains buttered lavishly. The Minnesota 'news' media help him spread his B.S.
My advice for Timmy is stop visiting Communist China, and spend time in the state you're the Governor of. He should stop childishly insulting and taunting his opponents and perhaps listen to the voters of Minnesota instead. Finally, he should stop acting like a damned mental case.
That's it for now. This is Red Forman. Have a great day.
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