Your bushy-tailed correspondent has recently finished recording his third CD. We think it will be released sometime in January-February.
Here are the lyrics:
When God Made You
When God made you, He really broke the mold
He made us with two arms to hug and hold
He made you warm, 'cause the world gets cold
When God made you, He really broke the mold
When we first met, It was easy to see
I was made for you and you were made for me
A sweetheart for you, A sweetheart for me
and someday soon we'll start a family
You're so pretty, you're so dang witty, You're my nitty-gritty
Oh, yes you are
Our love is real, It's the real deal, You're such a steal
Oh, yes you are
I love your hair, and I love your feet
and I love every square inch of you there in between
You're the most perfect girl that I ever done seen
and I was made for you and you for me
When God made you, He really broke the mold
I love your tender heart and I love your soul
You turn me on, and I love your mind
You're the one I thought I'd never find
You're so pretty, you're so dang witty, You're my little Boo-Boo Kitty
Oh, yes your are
Our love is real, It's the real deal, You're such a steal
Oh, baby yes you are, I thank my lucky stars
When God made you, he really broke the mold
He made us with two arms to hug and hold
You're sweet and kind, It never gets old
When God made you, he really broke the mold
When God made you, He really broke the mold
Scenic Highway (2024)
I'm on my way home, to The Scenic Highway
I'm so homesick, I miss my family
It's where I grew up, The Scenic Highway
That song on the radio reminds me of yesterday
I'm on my way home, to the Scenic Highway
Going back to the place where I belong
Tall, tall trees, line the Scenic Highway
Crickets serenading me with their little happy song
My spirit tells me we should get together
Have a little party with family and friends
I'm on my way home to The Scenic Highway
Maybe plant some roots down, and grow a little family
Tell the girl I love I think I'm ready now
There's no place quite like, like The Scenic Highway
My spirit tells me we should get together
Have a little party with family and friends
I'm on my way home, to The Scenic Highway
I'm so homesick (ARF! ARF!) I miss my family
It's where I grew up, The Scenic Highway
There's no place quite like The Scenic Highway
There's no place quite like The Scenic Highway
Chomping At The Bit
Well, I'm chomping at the bit, I just cannot quit
I'm chomping and I just a' cannot quit
I 've got ants in my pants and I do a nervous dance
I can't wait to come back home to you
Well, I'm chomping at the bit-to get this album done
I don't care if it goes to number one
I just wanna sing my song, and I hope you sing along
I can't wait to sing my song for you
Well, I'm chomping at the bit, and having crazy dreams
The bus is coming, and I cannot find my shoes
I'm feeling nervous and uptight, Can't take another night
I cannot wait to get back home to you
Well, I'm chomping at the bit, to get back on the road
(I'm) nervous and squirming like a little toad
I feel like I'm in a cage, I just wanna get on stage
I can't wait to sing my song for you
Well, I;m chomping at the bit, and I just cannot quit
I'm chomping and I just cannot quit
I have ants in my pants, and I do a nervous dance
I can't wait to get back home to you
I can't wait to get back home to you
Knock Wood
My baby sister called me just the other night
Wondering if I was alright
I asked her 'How was your day?'
She said 'Everybody's doing o.k.''.
Our big brother's union they went on strike
He told them all to go and fly a kite
He started his own business chopping wood
He's doing good. Knock wood
Our fluffy kitty gave birth to her kittens last week
Cute pink noses and puffy cheeks
When the little rascals opened up their eyes
Cute overload. I nearly died
(and) Little sister,
she had her prom last month
Her date spiked the raspberry punch
They hooted and a' hollered, danced the night away
She had a headache the next day
(and) Mom and Dad are planning another honeymoon
They think they may go head down to 'ole Cancun
They think they may leave, maybe in May or June
They're doing good. Knock wood
Then little sister yawned, and said 'I gotta go to bed.'
I gotta work tomorrow, I gotta rest my head
Then she yawned and she said 'I love you.'
And so I said, 'I love you too.'
It was really nice to get that telephone call
Now, all my problems they seem so small
I may go visit , maybe in Spring or Fall
I'm doing good. Knock wood
I'm doing good. Knock wood
K.F.C. (Keep the Fights Clean)
I asked a man 'How do you do it?'
The world is breaking up and lovers say 'Just screw it.'
They say ''Til death do us part.'
And then they go and break each other's hearts
'But you and your wife, you stuck together,
You made it through the stormy weather.'
The man just looked at his wife, and then they winked...
Then he smiled...
Then he said.....
Keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty
That's our advice to you
Keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty
If you want all your dreams to all come true
Just take a look at the hearts in our eyes
Go forth, and take our advise
La la la la, la la la la,
La la la la, la la la la la
And when you fight, just remember that she's always right
even when she's dead wrong
Apologize when she's in tears
Swing from the chandaliers
Remember that love ain't proud or vain
If you hurt her, Buster, you better check you brain
Remember 'Happy wife, Happy life'
Come out SCHWINGING! then kiss her goodnight
Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty
That is our advice to you
Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty
if you want your dreams to all come true
Just, take a look at the hearts in our eyes
Go forth, and take our advice
La la la la, la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la
Keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty
That is our advice to you
Keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty
if you want your dreams to all come true
Just take a look at thse hearts in our eyes.
Go forth, and take our advice
La la la la, la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la
La (Whoo!!!)
Clotheslined By Love
It started the day I blew through that stop sign
when I saw Jenny Potter hanging clothes on the line
Her long, blond hair and her sundress just a' swayed in the breeze
The way that girl looked could drive the Devil down to his knees
She knocked me out, She knocked me on-flat on my ass
I never thought that I could ever fall so fast
She was shining like an angel sent from above
You could say on that day I was clotheslined by love
I was clotheslined by love
clotheslined by love
clotheslined by love
I was clotheslined by love
I took a standing eight and then I took a deep breath
'cause I was in love now, and it scared me to death
It seemed as if my heart was hanging on the line
I prayed to God Almighty, 'Would you make that girl mine?' (WHOO!!!)
I was clotheslined by love
clotheslined by love
I was clotheslined by love
I was clotheslined by love
I was clotheslined by love, Yeah!
clotheslined by love
clotheslined by love
She was sent from above
I was clotheslined by love
She was sent from above
I was clotheslined by love
The Middle Of Nowhere
I'm in the middle of nowhere
It's not so bad
I see God everywhere I look
and my heart is glad
Think I'll just go fishin'
and lose track of time
I am where I want to be
away from all the crime
The squirrels are my neighbors
The crickets sing their song
There's racoons in my garbage
and I am where I belong
I'm in the middle of nowhere
and it's so good
I got my paradise here
This is my neighborhood
'Go sit on the front porch
and strum my guitar
Sing along with the birds
Looking at the stars
The squirrels are my neighbors
The crickets sing their song
There's racoons in my garbage
and I, am where I belong
I'm in the middle of nowhere
and it's not so bad
I see God everywhere I look
and my heart is glad
(I) think I'll just go fishin'
and lose track of time
I am where I want to be
away from all the crime
I'm in the middle of nowhere
and it's not so bad
I see God everywhere I look
and my heart is glad
(I) think I'll just go fishin'
and lose track of time
I am where I want to be
away from all the crime
Yes, I am where I want to be....
I've got peace of mind
I've got peace of mind
I've got peace of mind
A Trillion Light-Years Away From Home
It gets really lonely
out here in space
I wanna kiss your lips and touch your face
Whether I'm on Venus
or even in Rome
It feels like a trillion light-years away from home
I'll be feeling so much better
when I'm back home again
I wanna hit hyperspace and go mach-10
Whether I'm on Saturn
or The Tokyo Dome
It feels like a trillion light-years away from home
It still feels like a trillion light-years away from home
(I) can't wait to see my hometown
and hang with family and friends
I cannot wait to take a break and be back home agsin
Whether I'm on Pluto
or freezing my ass off in Nome
It still feels like a trillion light-years away from home
It still feels like a trillion light-years away from home
It still feels like a trillion light-years away from home
It still feels like a trillion light=years away from home
King Of Tye World
Once upon a time
you loved me and that just blew my mind
You gave your love to me
and that set me free
Your love made me the king of the world
Once I was so down and sad
Just sitting alone on this here lilypad
Then you broke the spell
I'm doin' quite well
Your love made me the king of the world
King of the world
With you I have no doubt
Loving you is what my life's about
happily ever after
a lifetime of love and laughter
Your love made me the king of the world
happily ever after
a lifetime of love and laughter
Your love made me
the king of the world
the king of the world
Mom's Got Critters Running Around The Yard
Mom's got critters running around the yard
Snails in tomato plants can make growing tomatoes hard
Mom's got a little way of dealing with those naughty snails
Pour some beer, Snails all drown, It doesn't fail
Mom's got critters running around the yard
Mom's got bears in the plumb trees
Bears knows the best things in life they are free
Bears knock the juicy fruit right on to the ground
When it comes to eating plumbs, bears really go to town
Bears leave a little surprise on the ground
Mom's on the front porch. It's the middle of the night
Here comes a cute, black kitty, but it has a stripe of white
'Hey there, little pole cat, you are really cute, but
I don't want none of that stuff coming out of youe chute'
Mom.......get back in the house.......here.......on the double
Mom's got critters running around the yard
the yard
the yard
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