Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Song Lyrics For My Upcoming CD 'Scenic Highway Serenade'


Your bushy-tailed correspondent has recently finished recording his third CD. We think it will be released sometime in January-February.                                                                                           


Here are the lyrics:

When God Made You

When God made you, He really broke the mold

He made us with two arms to hug and hold

He made you warm, 'cause the world gets cold

When God made you, He really broke the mold


When we first met, It was easy to see

I was made for you and you were made for me

A sweetheart for you, A sweetheart for me

and someday soon we'll start a family


You're so pretty, you're so dang witty, You're my nitty-gritty

Oh, yes you are

Our love is real, It's the real deal, You're such a steal

Oh, yes you are


I love your hair, and I love your feet

and I love every square inch of you there in between

You're the most perfect girl that I ever done seen

and I was made for you and you for me


When God made you, He really broke the mold

I love your tender heart and I love your soul

You turn me on, and I love your mind

You're the one I thought I'd never find


You're so pretty, you're so dang witty, You're my little Boo-Boo Kitty

Oh, yes your are

Our love is real, It's the real deal, You're such a steal

Oh, baby yes you are, I thank my lucky stars


When God made you, he really broke the mold

He made us with two arms to hug and hold

You're sweet and kind, It never gets old

When God made you, he really broke the mold

When God made you, He really broke the mold



Scenic Highway (2024)

I'm on my way home, to The Scenic Highway

I'm so homesick, I miss my family

It's where I grew up, The Scenic Highway

That song on the radio reminds me of yesterday


I'm on my way home, to the Scenic Highway

Going back to the place where I belong

Tall, tall trees, line the Scenic Highway

Crickets serenading me with their little happy song


My spirit tells me we should get together

Have a little party with family and friends


I'm on my way home to The Scenic Highway

Maybe plant some roots down, and grow a little family

Tell the girl I love I think I'm ready now

There's no place quite like, like The Scenic Highway


My spirit tells me we should get together

Have a little party with family and friends


I'm on my way home, to The Scenic Highway

I'm so homesick (ARF! ARF!) I miss my family

It's where I grew up, The Scenic Highway

There's no place quite like The Scenic Highway

There's no place quite like The Scenic Highway



Chomping At The Bit

Well, I'm chomping at the bit, I just cannot quit

I'm chomping and I just a' cannot quit

I 've got ants in my pants and I do a nervous dance

I can't wait to come back home to you


Well, I'm chomping at the bit-to get this album done

I don't care if it goes to number one

I just wanna sing my song, and I hope you sing along

I can't wait to sing my song for you


Well, I'm chomping at the bit, and having crazy dreams

The bus is coming, and I cannot find my shoes

I'm feeling nervous and uptight, Can't take another night

I cannot wait to get back home to you


Well, I'm chomping at the bit, to get back on the road

(I'm) nervous and squirming like a little toad

I feel like I'm in a cage, I just wanna get on stage

I can't wait to sing my song for you


Well, I;m chomping at the bit, and I just cannot quit

I'm chomping and I just cannot quit

I have ants in my pants, and I do a nervous dance

I can't wait to get back home to you

I can't wait to get back home to you



Knock Wood

My baby sister called me just the other night

Wondering  if I was alright

I asked her 'How was your day?'

She said 'Everybody's doing o.k.''.


Our big brother's union they went on strike

He told them all to go and fly a kite

He started his own business chopping wood

He's doing good. Knock wood


Our fluffy kitty gave birth to her kittens last week

Cute pink noses and puffy cheeks

When the little rascals opened up their eyes

Cute overload. I nearly died


(and) Little sister, 

she had her prom last month

Her date spiked the raspberry punch

They hooted and a' hollered, danced the night away

She had a headache the next day


(and) Mom and Dad are planning another honeymoon

They think they may go head down to 'ole Cancun

They think they may leave, maybe in May or June

They're doing good. Knock wood


Then little sister yawned, and said 'I gotta go to bed.'

I gotta work tomorrow, I gotta rest my head

Then she yawned and she said 'I love you.'

And so I said, 'I love you too.'


It was really nice to get that telephone call

Now, all my problems they seem so small

I may go visit , maybe in Spring or Fall

I'm doing good. Knock wood

I'm doing good. Knock wood



K.F.C. (Keep the Fights Clean)

I asked a man 'How do you do it?'

The world is breaking up and lovers say 'Just screw it.'

They say ''Til death do us part.'

And then they go and break each other's hearts

'But you and your wife, you stuck together,

You made it through the stormy weather.'


The man just looked at his wife, and then they winked...

Then he smiled...

Then he said.....


Keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty

That's our advice to you

Keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty

If you want all your dreams to all come true

Just take a look at the hearts in our eyes

Go forth, and take our advise

La la la la, la la la la,

La la la la, la la la la la


And when you fight, just remember that she's always right

even when she's dead wrong

Apologize when she's in tears

Swing from the chandaliers

Remember that love ain't proud or vain

If you hurt her, Buster, you better check you brain

Remember 'Happy wife, Happy life'

Come out SCHWINGING! then kiss her goodnight


Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty

That is our advice  to you

Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty

if you want your dreams to all come true

Just, take a look at the hearts in our eyes

Go forth, and take our advice

La la la la, la la la la la

La la la la, la la la la la

La la la la, la la la la la

La la la la, la la la la la


Keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty

That is our advice to you

Keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty

if you want your dreams to all come true

Just take a look at thse hearts in our eyes.

Go forth, and take our advice

La la la la, la la la la la

La la la la, la la la la la

La la la la, la la la la la

La la la la, la la la la la

La (Whoo!!!)


Clotheslined By Love

It started the day I blew through that stop sign

when I saw Jenny Potter hanging clothes on the line

Her long, blond hair and her sundress just a' swayed in the breeze

The way that girl looked could drive the Devil down to his knees


She knocked me out, She knocked me on-flat on my ass

I never thought that I could ever fall so fast

She was shining like an angel sent from above

You could say on that day I was clotheslined by love


I was clotheslined by love

clotheslined by love

clotheslined by love

I  was clotheslined by love


I took a standing eight and then I took a deep breath

'cause I was in love now, and it scared me to death

It seemed as if my heart was hanging on the line

I prayed to God Almighty, 'Would you make that girl mine?' (WHOO!!!)


I was clotheslined by love

clotheslined by love

I was clotheslined by love

I was clotheslined by love

I was clotheslined by love, Yeah!

clotheslined by love

clotheslined by love

She was sent from above

I was clotheslined by love

She was sent from above

I was clotheslined by love



The Middle Of Nowhere

I'm in the middle of nowhere

It's not so bad

I see God everywhere I look

and my heart is glad

Think I'll just go fishin'

and lose track of time

I am where I want to be

away from all the crime


The squirrels are my neighbors

The crickets sing their song

There's racoons in my garbage

and I am where I belong


I'm in the middle of nowhere

and it's so good

I got my paradise here

This is my neighborhood

'Go sit on the front porch

and strum my guitar

Sing along with the birds

Looking at the stars


The squirrels are my neighbors

The crickets sing their song

There's racoons in my garbage

and I, am where I belong


I'm in the middle of nowhere

and it's not so bad

I see God everywhere I look

and my heart is glad

(I) think I'll just go fishin'

and lose track of time

I am where I want to be

away from all the crime


I'm in the middle of nowhere

and it's not so bad

I see God everywhere I look

and my heart is glad

(I) think I'll just go fishin'

and lose track of time

I am where I want to be

away from all the crime


Yes, I am where I want to be....

I've got peace of mind

I've got peace of mind

I've got peace of mind



A Trillion Light-Years Away From Home

It gets really lonely

out here in space

I wanna kiss your lips and touch your face

Whether I'm on Venus

or even in Rome

It feels like a trillion light-years away from home


I'll be feeling so much better

when I'm back home again

I wanna hit hyperspace and go mach-10

Whether I'm on Saturn 

or The Tokyo Dome

It feels like a trillion light-years away from home

It still feels like a trillion light-years away from home


(I) can't wait to see my hometown

and hang with family and friends

I cannot wait to take a break and be back home agsin

Whether I'm on Pluto

or freezing my ass off in Nome

It still feels like a trillion light-years away from home

It still feels like a trillion light-years away from home

It still feels like a trillion light-years away from home

It still feels like a trillion light=years away from home



King Of Tye World

Once upon a time

you loved me and that just blew my mind

You gave your love to me

and that set me free

Your love made me the king of the world


Once I was so down and sad

Just sitting alone on this here lilypad

Then you broke the spell

I'm doin' quite well

Your love made me the king of the world

King of the world


With you I have no doubt

Loving you is what my life's about

happily ever after

a lifetime of love and laughter

Your love made me the king of the world


happily ever after

a lifetime of love and laughter

Your love made me


the king of the world

the king of the world


Mom's Got Critters Running Around The Yard

Mom's got critters running around the yard

Snails in tomato plants can make growing tomatoes hard

Mom's  got a little way of dealing with those naughty snails

Pour some beer, Snails all drown, It doesn't fail

Mom's got critters running around the yard


Mom's got bears in the plumb trees

Bears knows the best things in life they are free

Bears knock the juicy fruit right on to the ground

When it comes to eating plumbs, bears really go to town

Bears leave a little surprise on the ground


Mom's on the front porch. It's the middle of the night

Here comes a cute, black kitty, but it has a stripe of white

'Hey there, little pole cat, you are really cute, but

I don't want none of that stuff coming out of youe chute'

Mom.......get back in the house.......here.......on the double

Mom's got critters running around the yard

the yard

the yard




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