Minneapolis's Holidazzle Parade Has Been Cancelled (And Replaced)

Due to the high crime rate and violence the people of Minneapolis have experienced in the last 4-5 years, there will be no traditional Holidazzle Parade this year. Instead, a new parade has been organized, by the dominant Democrat Party.

It's starting now, with Grand-Marshall Governor and former Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz wildly waving to the small, almost non-existent crowd, mostly made up of masked thugs and masked, White extremists. He's throwing TAMPONS into the crowd of onlookers! 

Usually, there are cheerleaders surrounding the lead float. Today, The Democrats' biggest cheerleaders, known as the local 'news' media, surround the governor's float.

Following his float is a much smaller float with Leiutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan waving to the crowd. She is dragging a smashed-up Christopher Cloumbus statue behind her float.

Following them are 20 KIA Gang carjackers with stolen automobiles, and following them are a dozen Somali gangs driving SUVs.

Coming up next are floats with Somalis fraudsters, accompanied with a large banner reading 'Feeding Our Fraud. Up next, here comes The Trans-Activist float with Minnesota legislator and cross-dresser Leigh Finke. 

 Well, lookey here! Here comes The Satanist Float, complete with a flaming-red phoenix and a huge pentagram! Who says that leftists hate religion?

Here comes Mayer Jacob Frey's float,  with a crepe paper representation of the burned-out 3rd Precinct Police Station! The Minneapolis City Counsel float follows behind. On the side of their float in huge, loud yellow crepe lettering it reads 'DEFUND THE POLICE'. The criminal onlookers cheer on the city council.

Now, most major city parades have a float for their city's police department, BUT NOT MINNEAPOLIS!! INSTEAD, we have is a float with 'violence interrupters'. WOW, NOW THAT IS PATHETIC!!!

And here comes the float with Hennepin County D.A. Mary Moriarty waving to the crowd, surrounded by violent Black criminaals that she has refused to prosecute! The criminal onlookers in the crowd cheer on and beat their chests!

....AND BRINGING UP THE REAR is the most colorful float of all, the RAINBOW QUEER LBGTQ COMMUNITY PRIDE FLOAT! It's 10 degrees outside, so none of the sodomites in this parade are naked.  I'M GUESSING THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T HAVE PRIDE MONTH DURING THE WINTER!

Well, that's the PARADE PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS THE MINNEAPOLIS HOLIDAZZLE PARADE! SEE YA NEXT YEAR!