On The Twelfth Day Of Lame-Duck, Soon To-Be Ex-President Biden Gave Away

1200 pardons,

11,000,000 border-jumpers, jumpin' 

10% Inflation

900 unjust J6 indictments

$800Billion in bribes to foreign oligarchs

7 D.E.I. hires 

6 cross-dressing weirdos

$500Billion more to The Ukraine

4 Trumped-up indictments against Trump 

$30,000,000 for 'The Big Guy'

2 bags of cocaine in The White House

,,,,,and a pardon for his crack-addict crooked son Hunter