Thursday, January 11, 2024

Some Bushy-Tailed Predictions For 2024

 


It looks like 2024 will be a wild year. I predict the following will happen:


Donald Trump will win The 2024 Presidential Election in a resounding landslide, if only the legal votes are counted, 20,000,000 illegal aliens don't all vote for Biden, and the Trump vote overwhelms all The Democrat cheating and fraud.

Barack Obama will organize his civilian army of illegal aliens. psychopaths from the Third-world, ChiComs, and South-American drug dealers. 

By June, expect a Biden executive order making toilet paper and soup free of charge, although you'll have to stand in a long, long line to get it.

Biden will sign another executive order, mandating a ball-gag for anyone who complains about his latest mask mandate.

Biden will order the arrest of anyone caught using a gas stove and/or violating the prohibition on incandescent light bulbs.

Donald Trump will win 35% of the Black vote because he will be campaigning from a jail cell.

By October, Attorney General Merrick Garland finally schedules trial dates for some of the J6 hostages.

My Super Bowl Prediction: I will hate BOTH teams, I will hope EVERYONE suffers a broken leg, and I will hope both teams lose.

Time Magazine's 'Person of the Year' Taylor Swift will break up with Kansas City Chief Travis Kelce when the team doesn't win The Super Bowl.

And, in a presidential poll, a majority of Americans support the idea of Elon Musk building a sun-bound rocket for celebrities threatening to leave the country if Trump wins the election.


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