Longfellow Loon Welcomes The New Minnesota State Flag

The communists and cancel culture cultists running our state are embarrassing us again, This time they're replacing the Minnesota state flag. Gone is the classic design with a hard-working farmer and a native-American riding his horse.

Of the many designs submitted, many Americans noticed and commented about how one possible design looked like the flag of Somali Province (Puntland), the home of Anti-Semite fifth District Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar. 

The commssion in charge of this effort told the public that the new design must bring the state TOGETHER. So far, the new design they picked has brought snickers and derision, so I guess it's brought the state together.

Here to comment on the new Minnesota state flag is our resident leftist, Longfellow Loon:

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YIPPEE!!!!Minnesota finally has a new flag!!!! Gone is the racist, offensive old flag with that dirty, old farmer. President Biden's Climate Czar John Kerry says that farmers are causing CLIMATE CHANGE, 

Conclusion: By eliminating the farmer from the Minnesota state flag, the state government is SYMBOLICALLY fighting climate change!

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Us progressives are also offended with the depiction of an Indigenous American riding on a horse. ANY depiction of a native American ANYWHERE is offensive to us, and it must be CANCELLED!!!. I HAVE SEIZURES when I see ANY native Americans DEPICTED ANYWHERE without the states' approval. 

I still have nightmares over the Indigenous-American maiden on the packaging of Land-O-Lakes Butter.

LOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOOOOOO!!!!!! 

This is the new design. It looks rather chilly, blue and green with a white star. Personally, I was hoping for something more COLORFUL, like a combination of a PRIDE flag and something that pays homage to our Somali-Muslim population. I'm just a tad disappointed, but at least I'm not OFFENDED!!!

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In conclusion, I want to thank The State Redesign Commission for their important work in making Minnesota an even more better and progressive state with this new state flag! Our wonderful Governor Tim Walz and Lieutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan also deserves praise!

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All hail The Democrat Trifecta! LOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO!!!!!!!