The 2023 White House Halloween Party

Biden Administration Trans-Activist Sam
 Brinton

Hello, welcome to The 2023 White House Halloween Party, live from the White House Main Ballroom! I'm your host, Rachel Maddow. There's a spooky feeling in the air, and the guests are beginning to arrive.

The President's son Hunter is in The East Room, bobbing for bribes with his friends from Ukraine, China, and Romania.

Oh, look! Assistant Secretary For Health Robert/Rachel Levin and Trans Activist Nuclear Engineer Sam Brinton are arriving. Every day is Halloween for these two. Welcome, ladies!

Don Lemon has arrived with his husband as Michelle Obama, wearing an oversized green dress. It looks like he has football shoulder pads on. and a large 'bulge' in the netherregions. BEAUTIFUL!

There seems to be a disruption at the front door. Texas Governor Greg Abbott has sent a busload of trick-or-treators to The White House, and we have run out of candy. Not to worry. There's always cocaine at The Biden White House.

OH LOOK! Former Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi has come as Regan MacNeil, the little possessed girl from The Exorcist! That make-up is REALLY SCARY!

Waitaminnut, That's not make-up. YIKES!

There's a group of cute and scary little trick-or-treaters at the door. Crypt Keeper President Biden and well-ulpostered wife Jill put candy in their sacks. Now,  The President touches the girls inappropriately and plants his snout in the girl's hair. CREEPY!

Massachussetts Senator Elizabeth Warren has joined this party as The Land-O-Lakes Indian Maiden. Uh oh, her invitation has been CANCELLED by the P.C. POLICE.

NOW WHAT'S THAT???!!! AN EARTHQUAKE? Oh, that's only The Great Pumpkin, Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie. cuttin' it up on the dance floor.

And over there. there's Vice President Kamala Harris as The Joker (She has the laugh) and Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman as The Monster from Young Frankenstein.

Boys and ghouls, California Representative Maxine Waters has arrived as the monster from the 80's movie 'Predator'. She doesn't even need a mask!

And here comes New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as her communist hero, Che Guevara.......

What's THAT??? Insurrectionists have begun throwing eggs at The White House!!! Indict Donald Trump! Hey, that looks like Ray Epps.....

Well, that it for now. This is your host Rachel Maddow reporting from The White House Main Ballroom. Ta-ta!