Why Is White House Dog Commander Biting Everybody?

It appears that President Biden's pet German Shepherd 'Commander' has been removed from The White House for biting yet ANOTHER Secret Service agent.

Dogs are Man's Best Friend. They're generally sweet, loving creatures, and are fierce protectors. Dogs sense anxiety, and can sense when they're surrounded by jerks.

I wonder what Commander thought when he would see cross-dressing trans Assistant Health Secretary Rachel/Robert Levine. He probably thought,

'Hey, That is a man in a woman's disguise. He smells like a man, but he has a dress on and women's pefume. Why is the man wearing a dress? Is it some sort of disguise? Is he/she/it meaning to harm master? How can I warn him?

Speaking of men who wear dresses in the Biden Administration, I wonder what the Biden family pet thought of bald crossdresser Biden Administration Nuclear Engineer Sam Brinton.

'I smell someone else's scent on that dress, and it also smells like luggage. He must have stole it. What the Hell is up with the bald weirdo? Maybe I should bark at him'

I wonder if Commander might have thought that Medical Advisor Anthony Fauci looked like a giant rat. Also, if Commander ever had training as a drug-sniffing police dog what he must have thought of Hunter Biden.

One wonders if First Lady Jill Biden's unusual fashion sense might have caught some confusion.

The dresses that she wears look like couch upholstery. Sometimes they resemble a curtain from a Hotel 6 or a bedsheet, so does Commander jump on her thinking she's like a couch or a bed? And if he does, does it confuse him when people yell at him for jumping on her?

Also, what did Commander think of members of Congress? If I was Commander, I'd bark at that California Representative with the scary eyes, Adam Schiff. Some say that dogs and cats can sense things of a supernatural nature, so I wouldn't be surprised if Commander goes crazy around Nancy Pelosi.

I still think she is possessed by an unclean spirit.

Finally, does Commander get the creeps when Joe Biden starts yelling and shaking his fist? Or does he find Biden's whisper creepy? Also, he must wonder what's the deal with that woman (Kamala Harris) who keeps laughing inappropriately like some sort of hyena. Even a dog KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AROUND DEATH OR SADNESS THAT YOU DON'T LAUGH.

If only Commander could tell his side of the story. I'd buy that tell-all book.