SONG PARODY ALERT: Burgermeister Tim Walz 'The Buck Stops Here With Me' ('No More Toymakers To The KIng')

After only one day on the 'job;, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz's First Director of Cannabis Managememt, Erin Dupree, has resigned, amid reports that she had a history of selling illegal 'products'.

Following the resignation, the governor immediately accepted blame for the controversial appointment, saying 'The buck stops here with me,' which shocked Minnesotans on both sides of the aisle. Democrats were shocked because they can't believe the media would ever admit that the king-like governor could ever do anything wrong, and Republicans are shocked that he would ever take responsibility for ANYTHING or even suffer ANY bad press from the compliant news media.

This is the governor who let Minneapolis burn during the George Floyd Riots, mishandled Covid, squandered the state's $18billion surplus, and taunted the Republican minority with the most extreme, leftist, partisan legislative session in Minnesota history.

In fact, he has acted like an unhinged, authoritarian dictator. He reminds this bushy-tailed reporter of the Burgermeister Meisterburger from the Christmas claymation classic 'Santa Klaus Is Coming To Town.

Here he is to sing his theme song, a re-make of 'No Toymakers To The King', along with Lieutenant-Dictator-Governor Peggy Flanagan:

It's a diffIcult responsibility

I'm the Governor, and the buck stops here with me

I proudly announced the appointment of Erin DuPree

Now, I will take yet another selfie

I will grind your small business DOWN

All my opponents-BETTER NOT MAKE A SOUND!!!!

DEMOCRATS? WE'RE BIG SPENDERS!!!

IF YOU'RE CONFUSED WE'LL CHANGE YOUR GENDER!!!

Crime exploding across the North Star State

while I take another selfie WE ALL smile

Feeding Our Future and porn in schools

The state is run by proud progressives and pedophiles

It's.............a..........difficult responsibility

I'm king timmy and the buck stops here with me!

I regret to announce the resignation of Erin DuPree

Oh well, I will take A SELF-CONGRATULATORY SELFIE

I feed MY face at the Minnesota state fair

Minneapolis burns and I don't care

My pet cat he ran away

I wave my pride flag for the gays

Down your throats I shove my agenda

and taunt my Republican foes

The local news suck up to me

They think I'm the best. I smile and pose

(Peggy Flanagan sings;)

IT'S........A.......DIFFICULT RESPONSIBILITY

AND THE BUCK STOPS HERE WITH TIM AND ME

WE'RE NEVER CALLED OUT ON LOCAL TV......

(Burgemeister Walz unravels a parchment , clears his throat, and SPEAKS LOUDLY;)

From NOW ON, my full title will be;

King Tim, Burgermeister, The Head Honcho, The Alpha  and Omega, God of The Universe, The Governor, Tim the Great

and LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THE BUCK STOPS HERE WITH ME!!!!!..........Although.................

nothingismyfault,andIacceptNOblameforthetheappointmentofErinDupreeasDirectorofMinnesota'sOfficeofCannibisManagement............

THE BUCK STOPS HERE WITH ME!!!!!! (TA DA DUM....)