Our whacky leftist correspondent Longfellow Loon hears that the Minnesota State Legislature has decided to change The Minnesota State flag, and returns with this commentary:
LOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Our terrific Democrat legislature has voted to change The Minnesota State Flag. As a Minnesota progressive, I say 'It's about time!" LOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOOOO!!!!
The current state flag has a white farmer and a native American on it, but we all know that our state is much more than just that!
Maybe there should be a Somali gang kicking a fallen White supremacist, or we can commemorate the Lake Street riots following the brutal murder of George Floyd!
LOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOOOLOOOOLOOOOOLOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Maybe we can change it to a screenprint of our wonderful Governor Tim Walz and his fantastic Leiutenant-Governor Peggy Flanagan with a RAINBOW field background! Those two have taken oodles of selfies that can be used! Maybe Minnesota can have 8 or 9 flags!!!!!
How about a screenprint of Walz and Flanagan feeding their faces at The Minnesota State Fair???
LOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOOLOOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Remember when our wonderful Ex-President Barack Obama had his own flag. It was The American Flag with his head replacing the 50 stars? I have one in my apartment!
Maybe, We should honor the Democrat Trifecta that passed TONS of legislation during the 2023 session!
Perhaps our new flag can show a doctor cutting an unborn baby's head off or a boy getting his penis chopped off..... I mean, 'Affirming his/ her gender!'!
Maybe we can honor our DFL trifecta by showing schoolchildren eating, because we banned hunger....while those Republican meanies want to ban BOOKS!!! SHAME ON YOU, REPUBLICANS!!!
One of my Gay friends suggested the new flag should be a Rainbow Flag, with an image of former Minneapolis Mayor RT. Rybak officiating a same-sex marriage ceremony.
LOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I am sure that Liegh Finke has tons of great ideas for the new state flag! Who knows? Maybe they'll ask me to be on the new flag. I am the Minnesota state bird.
I can't wait to see the new flag. TOOTLE-LOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOO
LOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Back to you, Red.
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