Point/Counterpoint: Is The New G.O.P. House Majority Embarrassing The Country?

In this week's Point/ Counterpoint, our resident leftist, Longfellow Loon and our station manager, Dan Ackroyd ,will debate the following question: 'Was The First Week Of Republican Control Of The House Of Representatives A Giant Embarrassment For The Country?' 

Longfellow Loon will argue in the affirmative and Mr. Ackroyd will argue in the negative. Mr. Loon, you may begin your argument:

Longfellow Loon: The 118th Congress will forever be known for the gigantic embarrassment to this fine country, and the Republican House majority has brought our poor country to it's knees.. Your own G.O.P. Rep Dan Crenshaw calls the 20 HOLDOUTS 'terrorists'

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Even that right-wing NAZI gasbag Sean Hannity has had it with the likes of right-wingers Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert! You Trumpians can't be trusted to run anything! Seeing your majority in such rediculous disarray just proves that Nancy Pelosi was the greatest House Speaker in history!

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As MacCarthy and The Troublesome 20 have their pissing match, the American People want congressional action on Abortion Rights and Climate Change!

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Mr. Ackroyd, the floor is yours........

Dan: Loony, you ignorant slut!

Of course you're gonna say you're 'embarrassed' by this Republican infighting. You would rather have a corrupt, insider-trader Speaker and a caucus of money-laundering, rapacious  corruptocrats all in quick agreement over who shall steal the most from the American treasury!

We (Well, some of us) Republicans fight over IDEAS, and our Freedom Caucus are just as angry over the easy corruption and 'bipartisanship' that has both parties screwing over honest, hard-working Normal Americans!!!!

Of course, small 'd' democracy is going to be messy! While your side fights over who is going to get the biggest porkbarrel earmarks, our side fights for freedom AND GIVING THIS GOVERNMENT BACK TO THE PEOPLE!!!

Kevin MaCarthy eventually got his speakership, and our Freedom Caucus got good concessions, and America will be better because of this fight. Stick a sock in your beak!

The RedSquirrel Report thanks Longfellow Loon and Mr. Ackroyd for a spirited back-and-forth. Good evening, America!